After 13 years, nobody has yet gotten wise to those idiots from the 24 Hours of Lemons and their inane $500 endurance-racing series. Indeed, Lemons has slipped another annual schedule out to the public. It serves less as a yearly planner for racers (who naturally are terrible at planning) and more of a notice to locals to steer clear of the weirdo parade rolling into town.

In addition to a full 24-race schedule of endurance races for $500, the Lemons calendar includes a number of events to expand the Lemons World. HooptieCon (a festival for weird, ugly, and generally uncelebrated automobilia), Lemons Rally (long-ass road trips in crappy cars), and Concours d’Lemons (car shows for the oddball, mundane, and truly awful).
The 24 Hours of Lemons Australia and 24 Hours of Lemons New Zealand add at least 10 more races across two countries for antipodean fans of terrible cars.
Registration is open for all of the races. Check out the 24 Hours of Lemons site for full details and to sign up.

24 HOURS OF LEMONS RACES
FEB 2-3: Barber Motorsports Park (AL)
FEB 23-24: Inde Motorsports Ranch (AZ)
MARCH 9-10: Sonoma Raceway (CA)
MARCH 30-31: NOLA Motorsports Park (LA)
APR 6-7: Autobahn Country Club (IL)
APR 27-28: Carolina Motorsports Park (SC)
MAY 4-5: New Jersey Motorsports Park (NJ)
MAY 18-19: Thunderhill Raceway Park (CA)
JUNE 8-9: High Plains Raceway (CO)
JUNE 29-30: Gingerman Raceway (MI)
MAY 18-19: Thunderhill Raceway Park (CA)
JULY 27-28: The Ridge Motorsports Park (WA)
AUG 10-11: Thompson Speedway Motorsports Park (CT)
AUG 17-18: Heartland Motorsports Park (KS)
SEP 14-15: Carolina Motorsports Park (SC)
SEP 14-15: High Plains Raceway (CO)
SEP 28-29: Buttonwillow Raceway Park (CA)
SEP 28-29: Brainerd International Raceway (MN)
OCT 5-6: The Ridge Motorsports Park (WA)
OCT 12-13: Gingerman Raceway (MI)
OCT 19-20: New Hampshire Motor Speedway (NH)
NOV 9-10: MSR Houston (TX)
DEC 7-8: Sonoma Raceway (CA)

HOOPTIECON BY YOKOHAMA
MARCH 9: Sonoma Raceway
MAY 4: New Jersey Motorsports Park

LEMONS ROAD RALLIES
JAN 29 -FEB 1: Retreat from Moscow Rally (Moscow PA to Leeds AL)
AUG 13-17: Hell On Wheels Monterey Rally (Seaside, CA to Seaside, CA)

CONCOURS D’LEMONS CAR SHOWS
MARCH 9: Cd’L at HooptieCon West (Sonoma, CA)
April 28: Cd’L at The Mitty (Braselton, GA)
May 4: Cd’L at HooptieCon East (Millville, NJ)
July 8: Cd’L Detroit @ The Inn at St. John’s (Plymouth, MI)
August 17: Cd’L Monterey (Seaside, CA)

24 HOURS OF LEMONS AUSTRALIA
APR 18-21: Winton Motor Raceway (Winton VIC)
MAY 23-26: Queensland Raceway (Ipswich QLD)
SEP 5-8: Mallala Motorsport Park (Mallala SA)
SEP 12-15: Collie Motorplex (Collie, WA)
SEP 19-21: Queensland Raceway (Ipswich QLD)
SEP/OCT TBD: The Bend Motorsports Park (Tailem Bend, SA)
OCT 17-20: Baskerville Raceway (Old Beach TASMANIA)
OCT 24-27: Wakefield Park Raceway (Goulburn NSW)

24 HOURS OF LEMONS NEW ZEALAND
May 10-12 Hampton Downs (Waikato)
Sep. 6-8 Hampton Downs (Waikato)
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CONCOURS D’LEMONS DOWN UNDER
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