Willy Wonka Drives a Porsche?


Over at the Autoblog, Sam Abuelsamid writes that Porsche has built their 10,000 Panamera, only 3 months after its introduction. While Sam and Autoblog are interested in that tidbit of news, what we find fascinating is that apparently the final assembly process of the four door Porsche is handled entirely by Aryan Oompa-Loompas. Of course, that would explain why the Panamera looks a bit like Augustus Gloop from the back.
What do you get when your car’s a fat-ass? Dogs growl at you, and your kids walk to class. Buying a four-door Porsche is lame, and you know you’ve only your. . . self. . . to. . .blame! Do de do de do de dooo. . .
Source: [Autoblog]

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  1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
    Jeff Glucker

    I drive a sedan that is faster than yours… Valets park it in front when I hit up Scores… With those extra seats, I have room for more whores… and yes I can afford – to – remove – my new sores…

  2. Deartháir Avatar

    What they don't tell you is that the black one at the top of the photo was actually rejected by a quality control inspection. That contraption it's hanging from is actually a giant trebuchet that will fling said faulty Panamera in the general direction of the nearest BMW plant.

    1. highmileage Avatar

      Laying siege to the Bavarians sounds good. Move over Pumpkin Chunkin' we now have Panamera Punting. They need to put some crash test Oompa-Loompas in the black one first though.

    2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      Nope, that is the one I ordered (in my dreams)…

  3. muthalovin Avatar

    What is the story with all them Oompa-Loompa's anyway? They are clearly fondling that Panamera. Just because it looks different, doesn't mean it should be treated differently than any other 4 door Porsche.

  4. engineerd Avatar

    Next on Mega Factories: The Porsche Panamera plant and it's giant Crane 31 sourced from shipping ports. It's the most powerful crane in use at a passenger car plant, but it has to be to carry the behemoth Panamera.

  5. LTDScott Avatar

    So honestly, how long did it take you to make the Oompa-Loompa rhyme? Well done.

  6. Pleco Avatar

    I want the brunette girl on the left. You can keep the Panamera.

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