Weekend Edition Quick Hit WTF Moment – This is a 2000 Mercedes S500, and it is for sale…

Jim Brennan

/comment

Comments

2000 Mercedes - Google Chrome 272015 22502 PM.bmp
Ah, Central New Jersey, so much Meth, so little time. This popped up on my feed this morning, and all I can say is WOW… I am not sure what kind of drugs are responsible for this creation, but would I be out of line in saying I wouldn’t mind my share… Make the jump to see more…

2000 Mercedes - Google Chrome 272015 22505 PM.bmp
According to the Craigslist Listing:

Im selling my custom Mercedes. The Mercedes is a 5.0 automatic. The car has 132000 miles. The car has black leather interior. The front of the Mercedes has a mustang front…

2000 Mercedes - Google Chrome 272015 22509 PM.bmp
As you can see, the metal work isn’t really that bad. However, the Mustang is a great deal narrower than the original Benz, so I’m really not sure what the owner was thinking in the first place… Asking price is a Crakalicious $7,500 or Best Offer. Take a look at the listing here, and tell me what you think about it…
2000 Mercedes - Google Chrome 272015 22512 PM.bmp

About

Jim Brennan

Jim Brennan

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

The maximum upload file size: 64 MB. You can upload: image, audio, video. Links to YouTube, Facebook, Twitter and other services inserted in the comment text will be automatically embedded. Drop files here

  1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    <img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/direwolf.gif"&gt;

    Reply
    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      <img src="http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2825231/columbo-scratching-o.gif"&gt;
      I have a feeling we're going to get a lot of use out of these GIFs this weekend.

      Reply
      1. Krautwursten Avatar
        Krautwursten

        <img src="http://fs1.directupload.net/images/150208/c7uwebow.gif"&gt;

        Reply
  2. racer139 Avatar
    racer139

    I was so messed up on meth that I wrecked my Benz. My math head buddy said I can fix that for a few points. He found Benz body panels to be crazy spensive. He had a fox body beside the trailer, so he sized them up. This car is the terrible result. It should be written off. NOW

    Reply
  3. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    Maybe the Pontiac Aztek isn't as bad as I thought after all…

    Reply
  4. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    I've never had any interest or appreciation for an S500. The unostentatious front clip is appreciated, but not enough to make me care.

    Reply
  5. RegalRegalia Avatar
    RegalRegalia

    And it ends up looking like a Pontiac Bonneville.

    Reply
    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      "I'm being followed by a Mustang!"
      "I'm being passed by a Bonneville!"
      "Where'd that Mercedes come from?!?"

      Reply
  6. Why god why? Avatar
    Why god why?

    Wait what?

    Reply
  7. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    I think… I certainly hope… I think it has the proper badge on at least the passenger's side.
    <img src="http://pnpdepot.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700×700/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/o/ford_mustang_5.0_fender_badge.jpg&quot; width="300/">

    Reply
  8. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    I think it is an unfinished job. Do something weird to the rear, too, and you can rent this out to movie and ad production companies who need an anonymous car.

    Reply
  9. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar
    Rust-MyEnemy

    I……er…….like it.
    ?!?

    Reply
    1. HSA❄ Avatar
      HSA❄

      That's why you are here.

      Reply
      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        Agreed. The craftsmanship seems good, or at least well photographed. It could be some anonymous Korean luxury flagship.

        Reply
  10. ConstantReader Avatar
    ConstantReader

    Yes, job looks unfinished. Shit up the back too, so there is no external evidence of what it originally was. More importantly, further proof how much MB has slid down the indistinct-nondescript car design hole.

    Reply
  11. dan Avatar
    dan

    As a lifelong NJ resident I can attest to the methy-ness that is central/south NJ.
    Also, this looks like crap.

    Reply
  12. fodder650 Avatar
    fodder650

    If the approach was to create a Fox body Ford Thunderbird. Well i guess they won. Of course that's only a coupe though.
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/1987-1988_Ford_Thunderbird_–_10-19-2010.jpg&quot; width="500">

    Reply
  13. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    This is how it started…
    <img src="http://www.ultimatefandango.com/fandangopics/photos/set-up-the-car_large.jpg&quot; width="600">

    Reply
    1. texlenin Avatar
      texlenin

      How we gonna stop? LOL, love that movie….

      Reply
  14. mac350 Avatar
    mac350

    Wait a minute…what?

    Reply
  15. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    At least it doesn't have a M-B grille logo that was sized for a Unimog, like practically every other newer M-B on the streets has, I guess?

    Reply
  16. Roger Henry Avatar
    Roger Henry

    I think the "why" part is important. There has got to be quite a story there somewhere…..

    Reply