Weekend Edition: Hooniverse Goes for a German Junkyard Run

Just a few days ago, I was in Hamburg, Germany. We had a few hours to kill in the area, so naturally it was suggested that we go see a sizeable junkyard just a couple minutes’ drive from my friend’s place. “It’s one of the biggest yards in Northern Germany. And there are a lot of Golfs there.”
I’ve always been a big fan of Murilee Martin’s junkyard postings over at Jalopnik, Autoweek and TTAC, and I’m not sure if there has been a German Edition in his works. You’re free to consider this as a homage of sorts, then.

The Kiesow yard in Norderstedt isn’t only a junk paradise for anyone looking to keep their Audi wagons on the road, but they also sell used cars. They actually had some new-ish cars for sale, but this is what I chose to photograph instead. A VR6 Vento!
A few mismatched silver panels on it and of course it was an automatic, but it only had 80 000 and change on the clock, with the TOTAL reading still present.
A little further, this Volvo 244 for just 1500 euros. The add-on chrome can probably be peeled on the spot.
And then, the goods. Lines and lines of Fiestas perched on each other, Mondeos, Golfs, Polos, all the bread and butter German cars you could imagine, on clean concrete slabs, partially disassembled or almost untouched. Fodder for the beaternomics machine.
The sole Polo Harlekin immediately caught my eye, because obviously a Polo Harlekin catches your eye. I love these things, and it’s one of the wackiest ’90s youngtimer cars that I can conjure.
Older Polos were also present, and I made sure to grab a pair of decent condition door seals for mine. It was tricky to find a pair that hadn’t been damaged by a forklift, as the cars were lifted from their windows, but I managed to scour the selection for ones both unperished and unripped.
15 eur for the pair, by the way.
“Is it about my cube?”
Here, we see a gaggle of Smarts assemble around a cool shade.
Throwaway Japanese coupes.
All the way from Normal, to Norderstedt.
There was nothing here to take. Or maybe the flames.
If I still had my 323F, I would’ve probably been interested in a few bits and pieces.
Not a Kadett or a Le Mans, but a Daewoo Nexia.
The Swedish section.
Could it work? Could this be a thing?
Dutch-built Volvos and GM900 Saabs were numerous.
“You’re now entering the American sector.”
No Cavalier for the prom.
“I’m a poor, lonesome cowboy/ A long long way from home”
And then, we made it to the “Interesting Sh*t” section. Trabants!
Racing stripes? Zebra crossing? I got nothing.
No clock to grab from this Biturbo. The armrest was less green than the seats.
Goodies for a Jaguar restorer.
Not a Passat or a Dasher, but a Renault.
Rekord breakers.
Can this be a Thing?
Two generations of diesel Audis of the same size.
Disassembled MGF:s, probably after HGF.
This StreetKa had been off the streets for a while.
And as we headed away, the ghost of times gone by seemed to follow us home…
[Images: Copyright 2015 Hooniverse/Antti Kautonen]

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  1. JayP Avatar

    Almost all the VW/Audi door handles have been yanked. Maybe the 944’s was already broken?

  2. Tamerlane's Thoughts Avatar
    Tamerlane’s Thoughts

    Dumb question from a liberal arts major: I see tiny forklifts pick up heavy items all the time. How do the forklifts not tip over?

    1. Borkwagen Avatar

      Engine’s in the back, sometimes a counterweight is too, so it’s still balanced.

      1. dead_elvis Avatar

        Engine’s usually in front of the rear (steer) wheels, right under the operator; counterweight’s always in the rear.

      2. 0A5599 Avatar

        It also depends on weight distribution, e.g., the horizontal distance between the center of mass of the load and the center of the front axle.
        I used to work someplace that used lots of 4 x 8 and 5 x 10 sheets of particleboard. The same bundle that could be lifted from the side without a problem could be very unstable if lifted from the end, using the same forklift.

    2. JayP Avatar

      The forklift is 3x or 4x the weight of the car.

    3. dead_elvis Avatar

      Tiny footprint, maybe. Even a 3500 lb capacity lift truck is going to weigh ~8K lbs.
      It’s a lot easier to tip one over sideways on an incline than over forwards, unless you’re being insanely careless.

    4. Alff Avatar

      A skilled operator can make them tip over.

  3. Batshitbox Avatar

    What exactly is that Kubelwagen lookin’… er, thing? I’m crap when it comes to military vehicles, especially non-US ones.

    1. JTuhka Avatar

      Looks like an 1956-1968 DKW Munga, the quattro before the Quattro.

      1. theskig Avatar

        It’s scaring, more than the truck in “Duel” movie.

    2. Pete Avatar

      That’s a DKW (or Auto Union) Munga, nice small 4×4 made for the German army I think. We had one in our inventory once in the 80’s, funny toy.

      1. Rover 1 Avatar
        Rover 1

        From the time when Audi didn’t exist anymore till Mercedes re-invented them as a budget brand. Those rings only meant Auto Union/DKW

  4. jim Avatar

    “No clock to grab from this Biturbo.”
    Those swiss clocks are so valuable, that i heard of people buying project cars/basketcases just for them.
    Here’s a brand new on ebay for sale for $500:

  5. theskig Avatar

    Nice pictures! But I feel a little bit sad for them 🙁

  6. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    never been to a european-style yard with the cars stacked on top of each other. i’d be scared to climb into the top layer. isn’t it scary?

    1. dead_elvis Avatar

      Plenty of yards in the US do the same thing.

  7. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

    Nitpicking here, but the Volvo 480 was in fact Dutch.

    1. julkinen Avatar

      It’s a Swedish car designed and built in the Netherlands. 🙂

      1. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

        Nitpicking again, but acording to Wikipedia (and we all know Wiki is always right) it seems that it also was designed in the Netherlands.

  8. Sjalabais Avatar

    Great variety! It’s a shame that some cars just don’t get any love – the Dutch Volvos are among them. Often driven by old folks who religiously follow maintenance plans, these are good four wheeled deals. Still not an exciting drive and awful to look at.

  9. smokyburnout Avatar

    -Antti goes on a weeklong roadtrip through the Arctic Circle
    ooh, that’s pretty I guess
    -Laps the Nurburgring all weekend with friends
    yeah, that sound like it could be fun
    -Goes to one of the biggest junkyards in Northern Germany

  10. Maymar Avatar

    More than anything, I’m fascinated by the concrete slab. I’m so used to crawling around stacks of cars that may or may not be balanced on top of a ’96 Caravan buried in about six feet of mud.

  11. dukeisduke Avatar

    That’s a cool place, but I always hate it when places stack cars.
    Are there many Trabants still running around? Do they still use the original two-strokes? I would think that two-strokes would be banned because of emissions.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      Trabants are light and underpowered. Even though they burn oil, they are pretty fuel efficient. Think roughly 40mpg – engine swaps are not that common in Europe in general. The last version of the Trabantcame with VW Polo engines though.

  12. StephaneDumas Avatar

    Is the song “Lonesome Cowboy” for the photo showing a Ford LTD Country Squire (or Mercury Colony Park) is a nod to Franco-Belgian comic character Lucky Luke? 😉

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      Certainly an excellent reference for what German kids grow up with of American culture. Nobody’s driving such a wagon by coincidence in Europe.

    2. julkinen Avatar

      But of course! 🙂

  13. Mallomar Avatar

    The Nexia really looks like whoever was on “hatch styling” was out sick that day. It’s just blank.

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