This Fiero-Motorcycle Mashup will make you question everything


Picture this: you’re a police officer in a small suburban Illinois town. You’re patrolling the streets, keeping your friends and neighbors safe from whatever evil lurks underneath the neat suburban surface. You believe in justice, equality, and the essential goodness of man. You love your wife, your children, your family, and America – the greatest nation on Earth. Though there is a lot of violence and sadness in this great world of ours, you count yourself fortunate to live in a place where things still seem to make some sort of sense. 

Now imagine minding your own business, just trying to finish your shift and get home to your loving family on a Sunday afternoon. Now imagine seeing this. Everything you know is wrong. Your notions of essential goodness and fairness in the world are shattered. Your believe in the beyond is shaken, as you wonder what sort of loving and merciful creator could ever allow such …such EVIL to occur in the universe. “Why, God, why?” you ask as your face crumples into despairing sobs. 

Here’s what we know: a man in a pleather vest is riding some unholy homemade mashup of an early Pontiac Fiero and a motorcycle (Harley? Who knows – this isn’t Harleyverse or Hoonley dot com). He has painted the unnatural beast an unnatural shade of, what, periwinkle and painted flames on the side. This is what we know. That is all we know. The natural human reaction is to want to know MORE. To understand the derangement and mental illness that allows such a thing to exist. We are curious beings by nature. But knowing more may be harmful to one’s own mental health and the ties that bind us together as humans. Perhaps it’s best to let this alone, to walk away slowly never to look back. The world is a grim and bleak place sometimes. Best not to dwell on it. May God forgive us all.

Fiero Harley Mashup

(HT: Officer Brian)

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19 responses to “This Fiero-Motorcycle Mashup will make you question everything”

  1. POLAЯ Avatar

    In my best Ben Stein voice "I'd say that's a Fier-no."

  2. POLAЯ Avatar

    ….but I dig the wind-tunnel tested hair-do!
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  3. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    It's Hardly Flavorsome…

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

      Seriously, it's not. I found this one in New Hampshire. Why do people keep doing this?
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      1. Vairship Avatar

        Because using your gas tank as the passenger headrest is a good idea 😉

  4. wisc47 Avatar

    When the world runs out of unmolested Fieros, you'll all be sorry that you didn't see it coming. Oh you all had to have your Ferrari replicas and your ridiculous, pointless projects.
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  5. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

    Needs more fire, lot more fire!! (not only the painted ones)

  6. Bsphillips Avatar

    I'm not afraid to say what everyone else is REALLY thinking… It's because of the powder blue paint…isn't it? I know that in my mind I first thought "Darn! Why didn't I think of that? Good thing he painted it powder blue with flames… All I gotta do is pick a better color, any color…and MINE will be RAD! Really really rad!"

  7. Piston Slap Yo Mama Avatar
    Piston Slap Yo Mama

    Anyone remember what happened to Jeff Goldblum's character in The Fly when his dna accidentally mixes with a housefly's in a teleportation experiment gone horribly wrong?
    I present to you: Brundlefiero.
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    1. dukeisduke Avatar

      Where are you going to put the bags of range pellets? I don't see a luggage rack.

  8. Wolfie Avatar

    What you drive while your Donk is getting new 44" tires.

  9. dukeisduke Avatar

    It must have some way to let air flow through, otherwise it's like pulling a parachute. And what about the poor souls that have to ride in back? They'd have to wear helmets or face masks, to ward off the bugs.

    1. Alcology Avatar

      And to let anyone see them in it.

    2. Alff Avatar

      Right. Like someone is going to ride in the back of that. Good one.

  10. rustylink Avatar

    Either the Fiero puked a Fat Boy or the Fat Boy shit a Fiero…

  11. DAN Avatar

    It's a free country and to all the idiots and haters you are just jealous you couldn't build something like it that could get you down the road safely,i owned a nice custom fiero trike three seater and people wanted their picture taken with it all the time and when i was at bike rally's people would walk past the trailer queens and want to know all about my trike and take pictures.If anyone really cared what all you ignorant " B……….S " thought they would stop being original and building something you couldn't even attempt to build and ride.

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