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  • Mystery Car: Get Back To Work Edition

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    Reader dwegmull was skipping out from his responsibilities at work returning from lunch, and he stumbled across a car that caught his eye. We suspect that might have been because he was searching for any opportunity to procrastinate on his return to work, but nonetheless it is rare enough to be interesting. Mostly, it’s interesting […]

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  • Redneck Fabulous: Wedding Edition

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    People not from Canada often typify Canadians as being one big homogenous group. Nothing could be further from the truth. One of the more entertaining things for me, having just moved from British Columbia to Alberta, is seeing the totally different kind of people that reside in this province as opposed to my old homeland. […]

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  • Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz, My Friends All Drive LeMons, I Must Make Amends

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    Are you looking for a LeMons ride but are sick and tired of all the fox-body stangs and e30 bimmers? Do you need a gunsight to line up the apex of a corner? How about a support vehicle to go along with your racer? Well, if you’re anywhere near Milwaukee  Wisconsin, then we should talk. […]

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  • Hooniversity: Datsun 510 Edition

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    There’s a reason Italian food is so popular; be it pizza joints, pasta houses, ready-made dishes or jars of sauces, it’s an easy dish to make in some form or other, and pretty much no matter what you do to it, it’s gonna taste pretty good. However it came about, it’s the sort of food […]

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  • iPhone Racing- Now With Moar GTI and Less Cost

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    Volkswagen is launching a new GTI for 2010, and to build buzz, they are offering a free version of the iPhone driving game Real Racing, called -strangely enough – Real Racing GTI [ iTunes App link] that replaces all the non-VW virtual product with GTIs for a one-marque racing series. Not only can you get […]

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  • Hoon Hall of Fame: The Man with the Turbo Minivan

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    I know this is Internet 101 right here for any auto geek, but it is time to honor a man with a passion that exemplified what it means to be a member of the Hoonisphere. If you think that looks like a normal Dodge Minivan – hop the jump to get served… (that’s right, I […]

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  • Name That Part: Poisoning Pigeons Edition

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    In yesterday’s Name That Part, I gave all of you the opportunity, should you seize upon it, to get head. And get it you did! Well done to you!

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  • Priceless Lincoln Ranchero

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    What’s better than 216.1 inches of 5 passenger personal coupe? Why 216.1 inches of luxury pickup truck, of course. While no price is fronted in the ad for this uniquely modified Lincoln, its innate practicality as a mobile landing field for light aircraft is of immeasurable value. With only 54K on the clock, this bench-seated […]

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  • You Know, I'd Kill for a Scone Right About Now

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    Car Crashes Into Bakery Customer – Watch more Funny Videos Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, Gerald Ford, and now, Bakery Guy. Great physical comedy is all about the timing, as the video above aptly demonstrates. Source: [Break.com]

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  • Going Postal

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    Are you worried about your current vehicle’s ability to get you from point A to point B? Then you should really consider plunking down the lowly eight Benjamins for this former Postal Jeep. That’s because “neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their […]

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  • What's Up?

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    We’d just like to remind you that we’re making this up as we go. We’re going to go ahead and just run this as a once-a-week open thread where we update you and you give us feedback. What’s working or not, what you want to see more or less of. We may or may not […]

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  • That's What They Call That? Scrambled Eggs

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    Crosswalks are more than just places to line up for an impromptu stop light drag race, they also serve an important function in pedestrian safety, and provide instruction for the slower Boy Scouts in gaining their granny-helping-across-the-street badge. Usually, at a 4-way stop, the cross walks are a simple set of white lines with a […]

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  • Name That Part: Ultimate Obsession Edition

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    Yesterday, Name That Part was solved in minutes. Clearly, we’ve been too easy on you. Now, granted, p161911 (who I’m firmly convinced is either Borg or a Droid, with such a lovely alphanumeric name) did solve it by finding the site I used, which I personally think is blatantly cheating. In that situation, clearly, the […]

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  • Team Unknown Fluids, Comin at Ya!

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    You know your brand is really taking off when you can afford to sponsor a race car. We can’t afford to sponsor a race car, so we bought one.

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  • Turbo Barge: Manual Transmission-ed '84 BMW 745i

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    745i, that’s a 4.5L V8, right? Wrong! The 745i was arguably BMW’s most egregious departure from the [Series][Engine Size] nomenclature (at least until the current “Xdrive35i” or whatever they’re doing). You see, BMW decided that the turbocharged 3.2L I-6 had comparable power output to a 4.5L naturally aspirated engine (and that most owners would never […]

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  • Mystery Car

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    Time once again to put your gray matter to work by trying to guess the identity of this car from a single, but quite revealing picture. From this shot you know two things: that it is supercharged, and it’s blue. Hey, you’re half-way there! Click through the jump to see if you were right.

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