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Hooniverse Asks- Do You Decorate Your Car for the Holidays?
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Some people hang a wreath on their front door. Others go all Clark Griswold about their holiday decorations. While many of those limit their compulsion to their abode, sometimes that proves to be an insufficient canvas to fully capture their holiday spirit, and it is also immobile, denying many the chance to see their creative…
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The Best eBay Listing Regarding the Daewoo Lanos We Have Ever Seen
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Why the title? Because it’s the only eBay listing regarding the Daewoo Lanos that we’ve ever bothered to look at. The alternate title was “I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about”. With the listing titled “DAEWOO LANOS – TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT??” and a picture of a guy who appears to…
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RAMming Speed Go
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This wonderful example of crumple zone technology mixed with a dash of torque is brought to you by a resident of Alberta, Canada. Apparently, the driver of this Dodge Ram was hanging out in British Columbia, enjoying some of the local adult beverages. Bar A apparently was not as fun as what Bar B had…
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Purity Of Essence: 1964 El Camino
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A few years ago, in the wake of the theft of my 1985 4Runner (a story for another day) I seriously considered purchasing an El Camino. Aside from the inherent awesomeness, it actually made sense at the time; gas was cheap and I was hauling a bunch of waterski gear around. I ended up buying…
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No One Wants Your Candy! (But We Do Want to Rent an Exotic)
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7CsuKvo72Y[/youtube] If you’re not a fan of surrealism, odd internet references, fast cars, loose women or spiffy videos, you needn’t hit play. Of course, if that’s the case, you probably only ended up here by badly misspelling “omnivores”. Yes, Midway Car Rental is real, and they just happen to be based in LA. Someone tell…
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Last Call-I Miss Hurst Shifters, and Miss Hurst Shifter Edition
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Before there were Trophy Wives, there were Trophy Queens, and Linda Vaughn ruled above them all. Image source: [fuselage.de]
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Missouri Brakes
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A recipe for disaster- take one part Cadillac with the gas gauge on E, one part gas station at the bottom of a hill, mix in a healthy dose of pushing and a too-late realization that the power for the power brakes requires a running engine, and what do you get? Well, for Abel’s Quick…
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3 Wheels. Made of Wood. From Japan. We Can't Make This Stuff Up…
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Your eyes do not deceive you. Both beautiful, dangerous, and incomprehensibly Japanese, this wooden trike is road-legal in the land of the rising sun. Click through for more photos and a video.
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This Colt is radio-active
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Obsessive-compulsive disorder is an anxiety disorder in which people have thoughts, feelings, ideas, sensations (obsessions), or behaviors that make them feel driven to do something (compulsions). In fact when I was looking for the exact definition in the dictionary they showed a picture of this car.
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Hey Top Gear, You Forgot The Lancia Delta S4
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Wanna see a Lancia Delta S4 (as heard in our previous aural pleasuring session) on an indoor kart track? Of course you do.
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Gift ideas for the Hoon in your life
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In case you had not heard, there is a major holiday rapidly approaching. If you are anything like me you cannot wait for it to be over and done with. That’s not to say I dislike the holidays, but I would rather chew on beer bottles and crap glass than be stuck in mall traffic or…
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W8, Is This Wagon Worth It?
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If there is one thing we love here at Hooniverse, it’s wagons. Be it a classic diesel Benz, a super-tanker long ’67 Country Sedan, or a modern super sports wagon a la the E63 and forbidden-fruit RS6 Avant. There are some wagons out there that make you take a step back… it all looks great…
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Hooniverse Asks- What's the Worst Car-Related Gift Ever?
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We’re car people. Because of that, loved ones, well-meaning friends and acquaintances choose that door when bereft of gift ideas. Sometimes that means a cool vintage Zippo with a Porsche badge on the side. Sometimes that means a Shamwow Auto Detailing Kit with Dirt-Lifting Action.
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Shall we play a game?
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I stumbled upon Fantasyshowroom this morning and thought “how hard could it be to run a car dealership?” Should be a piece of cake right?
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Aural Pleasuring, Courtesy of Group B
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We love a good aural pleasuring as much as anyone, but there’s something about this rapid-fire series of racing clips that just pushes all the right buttons. For virtually everyone, apparently.
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Land Rover Scales Mt Crapinpants, Lost Children Emerge From Woods to Applaud
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaDBnLbgE3c&feature=popt02us0a[/youtube] I could do that, I just don’t wanna’.
