Submission Thursday: Classier Streetwalking

Couldn't do that today. Unless all those pieces were made of carbon fibre.
Couldn't do that today. Unless all those pieces were made of carbon fibre.

The good thing about choosing streetwalking as a career is that it has infinite potential for career progression. It’s all upwards from here!
Fortunately for dwegmull, he managed to move up in the world. Not content with lowly Honda Accord-Civic-Mishmash-Things, he stumbled across this beautiful Mercedes. And all he had to do was move his streetwalking over a couple blocks. See what happens when you change your perspective. It’s all about location. You have to find the best corner!
Okay, I’m beating this joke into the ground now. Have some photos. (Thanks dwegmull!)

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  1. PowerTryp Avatar

    I'd say due to where Dwegmull lives he has a leg up on the competition.

    1. Deartháir Avatar

      That's just because you live in Calgary. There's nothing nice in Calgary.
      Okay, the waitresses at that Cowboys bar-thing. Other than that, no.

      1. PowerTryp Avatar

        Oh yeah!? Well we have… we have?… damn you.

      2. PowerTryp Avatar

        Actually we've got all sorts of stuff here from vintage POS like mine Porsche to ritzy and insanely expensive like a Maserati MC12. Bet you don't have one of those driving around Camrose.

        1. Deartháir Avatar

          Oh Camrose is a hole. I don't consider that home, nor is Edmonton. I'm not particularly fond of either.

      3. fasteryabastard Avatar

        Dude! You're in Edmonton. The major attraction is a shopping mall.
        And we've got Chinooks, so there!

  2. CptSevere Avatar

    James Bond villians chased him around in these when he was Sean Connery. They were all black back then. They rolled down cliffs and blew up real nice. Even then I thought it was a damn shame. I still don't buy the idea of these keeping up with an Aston Martin DB4. This is a very nice car, and am glad it was never painted black, because it would have been destroyed by James Bond.

    1. blueplate Avatar

      I think in the James Bond (and CHiPs) world, cars actually blow up in mid-air before they hit the ground. Is that a feature?

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        On some models, you have to check VIN numbers to find it though.

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