Remember those days in 4th grade when you would run around the halls pretending to drive a Corvette, making vroom-vroom noises with your mouth, clipping hallway apexes, and scaring the middle-school girls? No? Well, maybe it was just me.
Now that you’ve all grown up, there’s nothing stopping you* from, say, running around your place of work, making the exact same sounds at the top of your lungs, racing across cubicles and knocking over office chairs in your imaginary dash to the finish line. Recapture those halcyon days of childhood car sounds with these Youtube clips, whose subjects are clearly more well-versed than me in their vocal stylings. Trust me, these can get addicting.
* Note: some things that may stop you from doing this include losing your job, annoying the boss, annoying the boss’s wife, sexual harrassment lawsuits, personal injury, and the district judge rejecting your insanity plea. Hooniverse takes no responsibility for your crappy job, Peter Gibbons.
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