Showdown: '80s Turbo Edition

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After the Malaise Era came the Turbo Mullet Era. The name should be descriptive enough, but the time refers to the mid-80s to early 90s when automakers were sure turbocharged four and six cylinder cars would obsolete V8s. Something about head gaskets, octane ratings and auto mechanic competence ensured that dream was never fully realized, but the departure from 130hp 2bbl big blocks was still a breath of force-fed fresh air.

The question of which car best represents the Turbo Mullet Era remains without definitive answer (Mustang SVO?, Turbo K Car?, Chevy Sprint Turbo?, Buick GNX?, Various Mazdas? weigh in below), today we’re deciding between a T-Bird Turbo Coupe and a 300ZX…

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The Turbo Coupe T-Bird seems a more fitting competitor to a 300ZX, in that both are more luxury tourer than hard-nosed track car. Mid-80s Turbo Coupe road atop the versatile Fox Platform, with a 190hp turbo 2.3L Lima (aka Pinto) I-4 providing the motivation. It had four-wheel discs with ABS, a Turbo Coupe-specific nosecone and a host of techy goodies. This particular model comes in a hideous (but very 80s Ford) maroon-on-maroon shade, with almost every option selected. The body kit and wheels are about 15% too much, but that’s nothing that can’t be undone. Come to think of it, I’m not sure what the proper wheels would be for an 80s Turbo Coupe, save the stock 16″ snowflakes.

The seller’s asking $4200 and the auction ends Wednesday.

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In the “Import” corner, the 300ZX 50th Anniversary (but maybe not a “Black Gold” edition?) undoubtedly checks more 80s boxes: t-tops, digital dash, “Turbo” script rocker decals and an asymmetrical scoop. It makes about 200hp from its VG30ET engine, which features lower compression (7.8:1), lower boost (6.8psi) and no intercooler, all of which put it below the T-Bird on the spec sheet. This one seems to be in slightly better (and definitely more stock) shape than the T-Bird. The seller has an unfortunate habit of saying “everything’s perfect” then following with a number of minor issues at odds with the concept of perfection.

It’s sitting a notch under $4,000 with the reserve unmet and an auction ending on Wednesday.
For reference, the Z cost $18,699 in 1984, while the Ford cost a mere $16,800 in 1988. Those are $42,800 and $33,700 in today’s dollars. Will the price difference hold 30 years on?

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21 responses to “Showdown: '80s Turbo Edition”

  1. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    I’m more of a GM guy. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buick-Regal-T-Type-/271920649534?forcerrptr=true&hash=item3f4fbbd53e&item=271920649534
    My first car was a car that straddled the line between Malaise and Turbo Mullet, a 1981 Buick Regal Turbo Sport Coupe Limited. Carbed turbo with a vinyl landau top. With 170HP/275 torque, it did manage to beat the T-Bird, contemporary Mustang GT, and come close to the 300ZX in pure engine performance numbers. 0-60 was quoted at 9.0 seconds, about 7 of those seconds were probably 0-30, due to turbo lag.

  2. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    I’d definitely go for the Nissan if I’d be concerned about my driveway, if it was for the dictionary to define a period…maybe the Ford. Lacks charme though. For Europe, Ford Capri vs Opel Manta would be a slightly harder choice, but the Ford has aged much better.

  3. dukeisduke Avatar
    dukeisduke

    I could handle the wheels on the T-Bird, but the ground effects crap has got to go. A friend of mine had an ’85 Turbo Coupe, and it was a ball to drive, even with the lag. The turbo didn’t get to 50k before the seals started to go, causing oil to leak into the intake plumbing. The rebuilt turbo cost a grand.

  4. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    I think the top of the 80’s Turbo Mullet food chain is the 1989 Turbo Trans Am. GNX engine with a few extra tweaks, nicely packaged in a mullet-riffic F-body exterior.
    Between today’s two offerings, the ZX best represents the category. If I had to spend my own money, though, I would probably pick the blue oval.

  5. nanoop Avatar
    nanoop

    1980ies, to me, is also Captain Future. The Nissan is picking up that manga/futurism/edgism design language very well (reminds me of that Magnus Walker 924, btw.), whereas I can’t relate to the Ford.
    http://images.kino.de/flbilder/max03/auto03/auto38/03380287/b640x600.jpg

  6. mve Avatar
    mve

    The Turbo Coupe is the perfect choice for me. With the factory wheels on it. My brother had a silver 88 with the bordello red interior. What a time machine.

  7. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    the Z! and as for me, make mine an R30…
    http://jdmchicago.com/bayline/7492748092_179b46a97f_b%20copy.jpg

  8. Maymar Avatar
    Maymar

    Normally, I’d be all over the Turbo Coupe, but this isn’t the right one. On the other hand, I appreciate the Z31 without unabashedly loving it, but this is pretty close to the one I’d want.

  9. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    I’ve been lusting in my heart after Turbo Coupes since the later years of the Reagan administration; and this one’s just one town/township/borough/suburb/fiefdom/etc. away from where my sister & her husband live. But that body kit is deeply regrettable. And I need another obsolescent red Thunderbird like I need an artificial hole in my head.*
    WRT: wheels, I think a good case can be made for Cobra R’s. (But, is there a ’80’s-’90’s Ford where they don’t look good?)

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    (Image found through Google Image Search and shamelessly taken from wherever it was)
    *Though come to think of it, my sinuses always have been obnoxious…

    1. theskitter Avatar

      Any sort of five-spoke on a foxbird. And I’m not normally susceptible to wheel/panel gap/paint/interior plastic fetishism.

  10. Scoff Law Avatar
    Scoff Law

    If these are my choices, then I’d have to go with the Ford as despite the color combo, ground effects and wheels; go fast goodies are easily available (for a fee and some international shipping from the U.K.) for the Lima motor and 500 HP is not out of the question, the ZX just screams 80’s with it’s sharp edged profile and digital dash. Just what Jackie Chan would have chosen if he’d been the star in Smokey and the Bandit I’d wager.

  11. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    T-Bird. The Z was a bloated, coked up shell of its former self, sadly.

  12. Stephen Avatar
    Stephen

    I’d trust the Z’s interior (and other parts) to hold up a lot better than the Ford stuff. I’ve owned 2 80’s Mazdas and they were much sturdier than my family’s 91 Ford Taurus.

    1. Guest Avatar
      Guest

      What’s wrong with First Gen Ford Taurii? I have one, and almost 50% of the power options might work someday…

      1. Stephen Avatar
        Stephen

        I learned to drive on that car and I really want to love it, but it disrespected me and my family on many occasions.

  13. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    I had one of these not long ago. Perhaps the most understated turbo coupe of the ’80s, the Mazda MX6 GT. LOVED that car, and miss it very much.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Rust took it?

      1. stigshift Avatar
        stigshift

        No, it had none when I sold it at 254k. It needs front struts and axles, but it was still a daily driver. The car lived in Nevada before coming to Florida. Everything worked on it, I mean everything. I sold it to a friend who needed cheap wheels. Always regretted it…

  14. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    Turbo ‘bird!

    I have a weird fetish for everything 2.3L Pinto related, especially considering I’ve never ever been inside anything 2.3L Pinto related. I will someday though…

    1. stigshift Avatar
      stigshift

      Welcome to the Hooniverse! You have found your home!

      1. Guest Avatar
        Guest

        Thank you.

        I shall be the new resident squatter, and I shall also ignore all eviction notices!