Review: 2013 Porsche Panamera Turbo Executive…in Nürburg, Germany


The Panamera nudged slightly as we turned into Brünnchen. One of the most noted corner sections of the Nürburgring Nordschleife, it can be described as a bowl of sorts with spectators gathered behind the barriers, having left their enthusiast cars on the gravelly parking lot. Most of the Nürburgring accident videos you see are shot right here, as the rising corner often takes drivers by surprise.

Held in place by the sculpted rear seat, I gripped the grab handle harder, as the famous automotive journalist known as BZR piloted the Porsche through the corners with space to spare, gunning it uphill, treating the spectators to the hungry twin-turbo V8 growl. No, nothing for the videographers this time; the four-seater super saloon negotiated the legendary racetrack without as much as breaking sweat. Of course, my staying cool was in part thanks to the ventilated, cooled rear seats as well. My rear seat companion, a goateed Finn in militia gear was admirably silent.

Awash with gadgetry and built to please a demanding customer, the 520-horsepower, recently face-lifted Porsche Panamera Turbo Executive has a Finnish price tag of 285,900 Euros. In addition, the black Panamera in which we traveled, had been specified with trinkets like rear seat business tables and center consoles, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the sticker pushed well above 300,000 Euros. The German price for our Stuttgart-registered car would easily be 100,000 Euros less.

Regardless of the price, it’s easily the fastest, most impressive vehicle I’ve had the pleasure to drive.

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Every surface inside the Porsche seemed to be either leather or walnut. The sound system was an upgraded Burmester package, which played my ’80s-tastic music collection from my iPhone with gusto. Even Harold Faltermeyer.



My stint behind the wheel came as we left a racing-themed, but still quaint restaurant in Barweiler at nightfall. The navigation guided us through a sharply curved forest road section, with a jittery surface for most of the time. I was amazed to find the almost two-ton Porsche absolutely shrank around my controls, making quick work of the hairpins, still keeping the occupants unfettled.

The steering, albeit clinical in its feel, gave me direct information, granting me the ability to drive the 520-horsepower car briskly despite having little time to get used to it. With a driving position adjusted with millimeter precision, my only qualm seemed to be the steering wheel leather – I would’ve preferred a suede, or at least perforated material for it. When you’re driving a very expensive car rather fast in complete darkness on unfamiliar roads, it does have an effect on your palms’ clamminess.



But the Panamera is not a barge. I do admit I can’t compare it to a 911, since I haven’t driven one in any conditions, but it’ll show a recent 5-series a clean pair of heels – no question. You can gun it from any corner, with any elevation, with complete confidence in the four-wheel-drive system and suspension, and with the car in racey Sport Plus mode it was definitely eager to please every second of our journey. The automatic headlights dipped the beam faster than my thoughts raced, and with the twin-turbo V8’s burble teasing me, I needed little coaxing from the car to give it what it wanted. The PDK trans worked in my favor, not against me – even if I left the paddles untouched.


The 700-Nm, 4.8-litre twin turbo V8 in all its glory. The fan belt must be a real treat to replace.


It probably isn’t much of a surprise that I had disregarded the Panamera for quite some time, before actually driving it. I had lumped it into the same category as the Cayenne and the X-BMWs; something brash and unnecessary for people with expensive watches and more expensive hair transplants. I’ll be the first to admit I was wrong about the car, even if its computer mouse shape hasn’t been working in its favor.

Having spent some time with the Panamera, getting to know its nuances, I now view it as a precision tool for getting four people from one place to another in complete comfort, but with blistering speed. Those points can just as well be Bridge to Gantry; in less than nine-and-a-half minutes, the Panamera Turbo will have you coasting down on the main straight of the Green Hell, amidst bespoilered M-BMWs.


Adaptive cruise control. Why every car doesn’t come with it, baffles me.


Excellent headlights, and the automatically dipped main beam is another necessary gadget.


Ceramic brakes, the size of which makes many a car wheel look diminutive. The wheels were 20″ in our car. I did find the yellow brake calipers a touch on the brash side.



The logo in the headrests is extra.


While we completed our Nürburgring tourist drive in one piece, the Sunday was expectedly tough on some other cars. A track-prepared, matte grey Jaguar XJ bit the barrier hard, reportedly after unnecessary showboating. It just reminds you, that humbleness is a necessity there, no matter if your car cost 300 or 300,000 Euros. They’ll let you in with either, but also prefer you to come out under your own power.


What would I compare it to? Mercedes-Benz CLS Shooting Brake and BMW M6 Gran Coupé come to mind, but it’s somehow easier to see those two as unnecessarily contrived in comparison. In the end, the Panamera is a simple design with a high standard of execution. It’s far from a roomy car, though, if you need actual trunk space in addition to passenger comfort. The trunk is small, and the fact it’s controlled with buttons just masquerades the fact you’ll struggle to fit much in there. Quite often, we were greeted with an error-reporting beep as the trunklid encountered a protruding object corner when closing. But anyone buying a Panamera would probably transport any unnecessarily large cargo with something else.

Monday morning, I was chauffered to the Düsseldorf airport for an early flight. On the autobahn, which was expectedly full of commuters, we met an another Panamera Turbo driver heading in the same direction. He slowed down to look at our face-lifted car, gave us an approving nod, and sped off in the distance. Those in the know, know.

[Images: Copyright 2013 Hooniverse/Antti Kautonen]

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22 responses to “Review: 2013 Porsche Panamera Turbo Executive…in Nürburg, Germany”

  1. FЯeeMan Avatar

    They look significantly better in person than in pictures, though still not pretty.
    The Cayenne is shockingly good around a corner, too.
    Nice write up!

    1. skitter Avatar

      Dark colors also help a lot.

  2. Sjalabais Avatar

    Premium…no check
    Supercool…no check
    2000…no check

    1. hwyengr Avatar

      Who are the people who talk trash about the Panamera, but don't think it's ugly. What else are they complaining about?

      1. topdeadcentre Avatar

        The number of doors and/or the engine location diluting the purity of the brand.

        1. MVEilenstein Avatar

          Didn't the 924 kind of moot the whole purity thing?

      2. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
        Peter Tanshanomi

        The fact that they can't afford one?

    2. Kogashiwa Avatar

      An excellent diagram, but I don't fit in there at all.

      1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
        Peter Tanshanomi
        1. Kogashiwa Avatar


        2. Sjalabais Avatar

          This is what social sciences call an outlier.
          I'll show myself out.

          1. Van_Sarockin Avatar

            Lier, lier.

    3. MVEilenstein Avatar

      I can't talk trash about it – after all, it does exactly what it was designed to do, and it does it very well, as Antti very ably pointed out.
      It's still ugly, though.

    4. Maxichamp Avatar

      I just drove the Panamera GTS yesterday and I think the rear half is ugly. But it is an incredible car with almost no compromises. I love it.

  3. schigleymischke Avatar

    The more reviews I read, the more I want one. I don't even think it's that ugly anymore. I may even… think it's g g g gooood looking. Gosh, that was hard to admit.

  4. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    I don't think the Panamera's ugly. I don't care that it's not a four-door 911. I certainly don't care that some view it as a cynical brand extension to rake in the money of rich housewifes' husbands or whatever. I rather like it, overall.
    There is one very good case I've seen made against it: VAG already makes at least one one super-sedan in the S8. Once could include the S6, Phaeton or Bentley in there as well. The Panamera doesn't really do anything better than those.

  5. Perc Avatar

    I don't know what to make of the Panamera.
    From what I gather, it's one of the best four-door missiles in the world and I don't doubt that for a second. The interior is gorgeous as well. But the exterior… it's unmistakably Porsche, and I like Porsches. But it looks wrong, because it has an extra set of doors. It also simply doesn't look like a four-door autobahn missile is supposed to look like. If you look up "four-door missile" in my personal dictionary, you'll find a picture of an Audi S8. A traditional three-box shape that could be mistaken for an A6 TDI.
    I just don't know.

  6. longrooffan Avatar

    I think the problem I have most with the Panamera, and I thought this a few years ago at the 24 Hours of Daytona when Porsche had a bunch of their offerings on display there, is that like many manufacturers, they are trying to meet all markets.
    Porsche, at least to me, has always been driver driven sports cars with few amenities for passengers. Then they chose to move into sedans and SUVs to meet the customer market and this, at least to me, diminished their prestige as true sports cars. Yes, the Panamera may be a smart sedan but that is not what a Porsche, again to me, is meant to be.
    Having said that, marketing, always looking to expand market share, has recommended SUVs and sedans as a way to do so and thus, we have these versions of Ferdinand's vision available today. But I believe is a true sports sedan is what you want, BMW already offers a pretty decent version of it and Porsche has always offered a kickass sportscar.
    But then again, I don't run marketing at Porsche so who am I to talk.
    However, a run around the Ring, either as a passenger or a driver, would be a memory this olelongrooffan would never forget.

    1. julkinen Avatar

      To be honest, I also travelled in a Citroën C3 for the same course. It's definitely involving enough to make the distance in a FWD hatchback as it is in a super sports saloon. It's that much of an experience.

      1. longrooffan Avatar

        As an aside, the Peter DeLorenzo made a similar contention to mine in the second headline in this post this week…

  7. Van_Sarockin Avatar

    If I wanted a Cayenne with a lower center of gravity and no cargo capacity, this would be just the ticket. Still, it's no skin off my nose.

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