No One Wants Your Candy! (But We Do Want to Rent an Exotic)


If you’re not a fan of surrealism, odd internet references, fast cars, loose women or spiffy videos, you needn’t hit play. Of course, if that’s the case, you probably only ended up here by badly misspelling “omnivores”.
Yes, Midway Car Rental is real, and they just happen to be based in LA. Someone tell Graverobber to get his suit cleaned.
We found it on Autoblog, but this deserves the special treatment only Hooniverse commenters can give.

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  1. Alff Avatar

    Furryrari? That's just wrong.

  2. scroggzilla Avatar

    And the #1 threat to exotic cars…………BEARS!
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    1. BGW Avatar

      I haven't looked at bears the same since Joel Hodgson suggested putting a "Hair of the Dog" tape into Teddy Ruxpin.

      1. scroggzilla Avatar

        And that's why Joel Hodgson rules!…………..(sings quietly to self)… you're messin with…..a son of biii-iitch!

  3. joshuman Avatar

    I have been staring at a blinking cursor for a full 30 seconds. I don't know where to begin.

  4. Jeff Glucker Avatar
    Jeff Glucker

    what exactly is the SL550 R?
    Rental Edition?

  5. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    So buy the insurance and the cleanup rate?

  6. engineerd Avatar

    I just looked up how much it would cost for me to rent an Aston Martin Vantage S Roadster while I am in California for Christmas. I hope my Christmas bonus is good.

  7. LTDScott Avatar

    Wait, did that woman strip off a wolf shirt?
    Man, that's an internet nerd wet dream.

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