Morning Qualifying – Mr. Petrov Applies to The Club edition

Your club application is under review, Mr. Petrov.

Dear Mr. Petrov,
We have received and processed your application to join the Hooniverse’s Morning Qualifying Flying Race Car Driver Club.   In accordance with H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. bylaws, we will now bring your request to a vote before our membership committee.

Manfred von Brauchitsch, Chairman Emeritus of the Hooniverse Morning Qualifying Flying Race Car Driver Club

Herr von Brauchitsch:  His car had wings!!  That’s cheating!  Absolutely not.  Nein!
Mr. Bruce McLaren, President of the New Zealand chapter

Mr. McLaren:  Seeing as he didn’t actually mean to fly, I can not approve Mr. Petrov’s admission to the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C.
Sir Jackie Stewart, Chairman of the Scottish Flyin' Gits (a H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. splinter group)

Sir Jackie Stewart:  Noooo….I’m sorry, laddie.  Your giant balls failed to absorb the impact to the steering column.  What’s that?  You don’t have giant balls?  Gentlemen, I think we’re done here.
I’m sorry, Mr. Petrov.  You’re welcome to appeal the H.M.Q.F.R.C.D.C. membership committee’s decision, or resubmit your application to the Finnish Rally chapter.  They might consider you for some sort of internship.  Can you spell Ouninpohja?
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0 Comments

  1. A Mr Kubica whose application was previously admitted after F1's Montreal 2007 race would like to say a word in Mr Petrovs defense [youtube AtrzvwayniM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtrzvwayniM youtube]
    If you remember, sirs, Robert was disqualified from entry based on the fact that he couldn't stick the landing

    1. Credit due to Mr. Kubica. When he wrecks, he does a right good job of it. Unfortunately, he didn't walk away from his most recent one as quickly as he did this one in Montreal.

  2. Просто некоторые старые друзья
    Никогда смысла никакого вреда
    Удары все, что вы никогда не видели
    Были проблемы с законом
    С того дня они родился

  3. The hooker-delivered recommendation letter from Max Mosley favorably swayed the membership committee in von Brauchitsch's favor.

  4. Is Mark Webber a member? Although all of the cars that he flew had wings, and he never meant to do so, he has the advantage of having repeat form (see Valencia 2010, Le Mons 1999).

    1. Considering in he stuck the landing in the wall and the trees respectively, for now he's an ambitious applicant.

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