Last Call- That'll Leave a Mark Edition

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Be thankful that all you have to potentially shoo off of your car’s warm hood are the neighbor’s cats.

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37 responses to “Last Call- That'll Leave a Mark Edition”

  1. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    <img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/024/183/500pxShopped.jpg?1318992465"&gt;
    this car should be extremely hellaflush right now but it ain't, what gives

    1. Devin Avatar
      Devin

      The hood would be heavily damaged as well. Cattle are not exactly graceful and light on their feet.

    2. stigshift Avatar
      stigshift

      Mooost definitely agree. Even the Angus of the shadows is wrong.

      1. jeepjeff Avatar
        jeepjeff

        Good job spotting that misteak.

        1. Vavon Avatar
          Vavon

          This is udderly appalling humor!

          1. B72 Avatar
            B72

            Flankly I don't give a dam.

  2. Devin Avatar
    Devin

    Someone must have had a serious beef with the BMW's owner.

    1. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      Ah…is this the part where we start milking the photo for puns?

      1. BobWellington Avatar
        BobWellington

        You guys better not udder another word.

        1. B72 Avatar
          B72

          It's just a couple of puns. Don't have a cow.

  3. CopterBob Avatar
    CopterBob

    Just another cow on a grill.

  4. racer139 Avatar
    racer139

    Most people just use the horns..

  5. OA5599 Avatar
    OA5599

    Leather interior is SO 1990's. Time to take things to the next level.

  6. $kaycog Avatar
    $kaycog

    That's no bull. Somebody gave her a bum steer.

  7. Dacket84 Avatar
    Dacket84

    Bovinae Motor Works?

    1. jeepjeff Avatar
      jeepjeff

      Bovinische Mooteren Werke.

  8. Number_Six Avatar
    Number_Six

    Pavel's first attempt at reupholstering his mom's car did not start off very well.

    1. P161911 Avatar

      He soon figured out why the do-it-yourself leather interior kit was so cheap.

  9. Alff Avatar

    Suddenly, the Bangle butt doesn't look so bad.

    1. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar
      Irishzombieman☆

      Still looks terrible. Just ain't the worst part anymore.
      Or. . . or is it still?

  10. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    No wonder the poor thing wants to get warm,it's Fresian.
    I'll show myself out : )

    1. MVEilenstein Avatar
      MVEilenstein

      ISWYDT

  11. BobWellington Avatar
    BobWellington

    BMW: The only competitive car with a capable cow catcher built in for cooks who crave catching cows with their cars courageously to later carve curvaciously.

  12. wisc47 Avatar
    wisc47

    Looks like a good old fashioned cattle iDrive.

  13. CopterBob Avatar
    CopterBob

    It's no MooThousandTwo.

  14. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    There is nothing like warm milk before going to sleep!

  15. POLAЯ Avatar
    POLAЯ

    That's a promo for the new Black Bimmer Steak and Seafood Restaurant

    1. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      But this apparently didn't: http://www.worldwide-auctioneers.com/auctions/det

  16. P161911 Avatar

    The Chick-fil-a cows are getting more aggressive.

  17. P161911 Avatar

    That will be the last time Bob orders his hamburger extra rare at the drive through.

  18. Paul E Avatar
    Paul E

    The waiter misheard the order as "steak car-car".

  19. Dacket84 Avatar
    Dacket84

    This BMW clearly did not heed Bart's warnings…
    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3PNykXbZ4mQ/TTmp3UdhzTI/AAAAAAAAEV8/Xqh0dxKDpBk/s1600/card170.jpg"&gt;

  20. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    Van_Sarockin

    Perfect car for the horny driver.

  21. desolit Avatar
    desolit

    You guys are butchering this thread. I agree that this picture is bullsh*t because the frontend would have been on the ground carrying another 800 lbs.

  22. Pileggino Avatar
    Pileggino

    Cow induction hood.
    Nice.