Last Call- Sucks To Be Ewe Edition

The only thing worse than being stuck in an ovine traffic jam is deciding, out of boredom, to count them and then falling asleep.
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  1. tonyola Avatar

    It behooves me to say that this is flocking shear madness. Just take your Lamb-orghini and ram your way through.

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      Then you can fulfill that lifelong dream of opening your own all-you-can-eat haggis stand. Chop chop!

    2. BPR Avatar
      BPR

      Well done! It bi-hooves me to point out that their hooves are cloven. Wool you be able to spin that in to the next set of puns?

  2. Alff Avatar

    Get out of the waaaaaaaaaay.

  3. CptSevere Avatar

    If you're from some place like Wyoming, this would make you think of the old Blind Faith tune, "Sea of Joy."

  4. dr zero Avatar

    There is an easy New Zealand joke in there, but I can't be bothered trying to come up with a decent one.

    1. Greg Newman Avatar

      thank you, your respect is appreciated..
      thats definitely NZ in the picture, and it makes me home sick (and a little bit horny)!!!

      1. Mike_the_Dog Avatar

        TMI, thanks. I just recommend that you put your wellies on before acting on any impulses that might arise.

        1. Greg Newman Avatar

          dont knock it till you have tried it!
          all the advantages:
          they dont mind if you shag their friends
          they dont mind if you shag their mum/daughter
          a handful of grass is as good as a bunch of flowers
          a handful of grass is as good as a bottle of wine
          they never complain
          you can eat them afterwards!
          whats not too like!?!?

          1. Mike_the_Dog Avatar

            I knew about the boots, didn't I? 😉

          2. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

            Greg, I've been with gals that would prefer a handful of grass to wine or flowers.

  5. Feds_II Avatar

    … and the Welshman says: "No, I like to be able to kiss 'em too."

  6. BGW Avatar

    Someone opened a new Apple store?

  7. muthalovin Avatar

    I was hoping for some Modern Art Monday for Last Call, but this will ewe.

  8. rennsport964 Avatar

    That's some ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d traffic.

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