Last Call – Purple PT Eater Edition

You think that yellow hood symbolizes something?
Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the road It had the one yellow stripe, two big scoops I commenced to shakin’ and I said “mother of God” It looks like a purple eater to me It was a one-striped, two-scooped, flyin’ purple PT eater One-striped, two-scooped, flyin’ purple PT eater One-striped, two-scooped, flyin’ purple PT eater Sure looks scary to me! Well he came down to Lowe’s, and he parked in a space I said “Mr. Purple PT Eater, don’t hit me” I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn’t hit you cuz you’re so tough It was a one-striped, two-scooped, flyin’ purple PT eater One-striped, two-scooped, flyin’ purple PT eater One-striped, two-scooped, flyin’ purple PT eater Sure looks ugly to me! (clarinet solo, eye gouging commences) Image source: [a Lowe’s parking lot in Rochester by a friend of mine]

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