Last Call: of Nature Edition

I think this is just cup-holder technology taken to its logical extreme.
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28 responses to “Last Call: of Nature Edition”

  1. dead_elvis Avatar

    I’d want to park just a bit farther away from the tent.

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      Farther away than that from one’s own tent, certainly.

  2. JayP Avatar


  3. Alff Avatar

    Yo, Dawg I heard you like Mitsubishis.

    1. Batshitbox Avatar

      …so I put a toilet on your…

    2. Batshitbox Avatar

      Yo, Dawg I heard you like rimshots so I put a rim on your rim so you can shoot while you’re sh*tting.

  4. JayP Avatar

    OT- I need the cumulative knowledge of the hooniverse,
    I wanked the fuel lines on my ’02 2.3 Ranger. I tried a patch with $10 worth of hose clamps but it still leaks.
    The real solution is to lift the bed and to replace the lines from the in-tank pump to the filter.
    2 lines which according to google/ebay/amazon/etc do not exist. All I get are doorman patches that suck donkey eggs.
    Searching rockauto/a1auto results in doorman parts. Next step is to go the dealer… $200 for a kit I think.
    Any leads of OEM fuel lines?

    1. wunno sev Avatar
      wunno sev

      bend and flare your own! it’ll be fun, you’ll have brand new lines, and you’ll get to keep the tools.
      failing that, junkyard is always the answer.

    2. Batshitbox Avatar

      Yeah, either fab your own or have someone fab them.
      Borrow the bending and flaring tools, if you can. Plenty of people have bought them for one project (a-hem!) and are just looking for an excuse for them to come in handy again (a-hem!)

    3. karonetwentyc Avatar

      Speaking as someone who grew up in a part of the world where various slang terms centred around the word ‘wank’ were common, I’d just like to point out that the phrase, “I wanked the fuel lines on my ’02 2.3 Ranger” doesn’t… Quite… Work.
      Think of it as being amusing to me in a sort of reverse Engrish way and it’ll probably make sense as to why.

      1. dead_elvis Avatar

        It doesn’t work in American English too well, either.

    4. Scoutdude Avatar

      Unless you have a bunch of people around or something to lift the bed it is easier for one guy to drop the tank.
      The Dorman repair kit does work well if you take the line off of the vehicle and heat the tubing in hot water. A compression fitting with the brass insert and nylon sleeves are another solution.
      Otherwise a trip to the junkyard is the way to go.

      1. JayP Avatar

        I may end up dropping the tank but I might get the neighbor kid to come over with his impact wrench. He’s a Ford tech… and a little Sunday wrenching might be worth all our time and $. He replaced his ranger fuel pump out int he street.
        But I want to get everything ready. Hell, he may know what I’m looking for.

    5. 0A5599 Avatar

      Bending your own is a good suggestion, but depending on where the bad section is, what about cutting that part out and splicing in a new section with appropriate fittings?

      1. JayP Avatar

        It’s a nylon line. I tried to fix it on-truck but that ended up looking the part but still leaking.
        It really needs to be removed and mended properly.

  5. Guest Avatar

    So I got a new toy today and…

    It has a pop-up headlight!

    It’s a 1970 Ski-Doo Olympique 335. Mechanically it’s fine, but the seat and other cosmetics are a little rough.

    It came with a wheel set for the summer. (Stay tuned for more info on this…)

    The sled in the back is a parts sled, with a smaller engine. The frame is too rusted, but the engine should run, and might end up in something else (go-cart?).

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      Pop culture has spoiled my senses enough to see Minions right away. Congrats!

    2. Vairship Avatar

      For future reference: you’re supposed to buy cars in fall, so you can wrench on them all winter and drive them in summer. You’re supposed to buy Ski-Doos in spring, so yoa can work on them all summer and ride them in winter. You’re doing it all wrong!
      Other than that, congrats on buying two vaguely MST3K’s-Gypsy-looking-robots!

  6. I_Borgward Avatar

    Fffffeh… no, YOU get out and check the hub!

  7. 0A5599 Avatar

    It must be woman-owned. The seat is down.

  8. boxdin Avatar

    I’m gonna get one of those that plugs into my trailer hitch. I”m sure the wife won’t mind.

  9. Lisa Marie Théresé Magoch Avatar
    Lisa Marie Théresé Magoch

    Sometimes you have those times when you really just have to go. You pull over to the side of the road, don’t want anyone to see you and… Yeah, I’ve really got nothing.

  10. Tanshanomi Avatar

    Paging Mr. Glucker… Paging Mr. Glucker…
    Beer jelly may sound weird, but these are utterly fantastic.

    1. dead_elvis Avatar

      The oatmeal stout one sounds fantastic! Next time I visit my folks in VT, I’m taking a little detour.
      Cider jelly is another delicious lesser-known jelly, and impossible to find on the west coast.

  11. Tanshanomi Avatar

    But…but…“Our bodies are made to poop in a squat.”

  12. Wm. B. Beefeater Avatar
    Wm. B. Beefeater

    Looks like one pot brakes.

    1. Wm. B. Beefeater Avatar
      Wm. B. Beefeater

      Nothing but net.

  13. Alcology Avatar

    Bumper dumper. Tire…. I’m at a loss.

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