Last Call- Not So Lovely Rita Edition

It took him more than 38 seconds to pay? What, did he stop to have sex first?
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  1. damnelantra™[!] Avatar

    and what of it if he had sir rob?

  2. Tomsk Avatar

    Well played, Mr. Mysterious Melbourne Malcontent! If you're ever in this hemisphere I'll buy you a beer (no, not a Fosters).

    1. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

      A nice VB, perhaps?

      1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

        A nice VB is like a pretty Ssangyong…
        …neither exists, and you wouldn't want one even if it did.

  3. coupeZ600 Avatar

    My Wife flips out at me when I talk to people this way.
    "They Don't Get It! Your Sense Of Irony Or Whatever You Call It Is Falling On Deaf Ears!
    She did give me props one time at a little kids T-ball game, though.

    1. Ash78 Avatar

      +1…I learned the hard way that, even when you're in the right, a condescending tone can cause a clerk or magistrate to change their mind pretty quickly.
      Obsequious: Know it. Use it. Love it.

      1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

        Agreed and nice to see your face around these parts.

      2. skay¢og Avatar

        I know you! Is this your first time? I came here to wish these guys Happy New Year, and I'm still here.
        You can check out any time you like,
        But you can never leave.

        1. Ash78 Avatar

          I've been lurking mostly for the past few months. Finally got commenting to work by running Firefox.

          1. coupeZ600 Avatar

            In her Book Club they somehow learned the word "obsequious" and she's been using that one on me.
            "Hell yes, I'm "obsequious", is there another way?
            "But the people don't understand"
            "I don't want to get in a fist fight with every ass-hat that comes along, just maybe want to send them on their way with a little brain-nugget that might make them think."
            Getting a "+1" from ASH78 is about the highest honor I can think of.

  4. Manic_King Avatar

    I had quite similar experience just 2 months ago: parked the car, walked about 30 meters (100 ft) to check from the road sign in which parking zone I parked, then sent message at the road sign to start parking (we have this payment via cellphone system here). Never looked back to the direction of the car, otherwise I would have probably seen parking control guy writing a ticket. Anyways, came back, found ticket which was written at 8.28 am, my cellphone had sent time 8.27 for the message and confirmation message was received 8.29. Then I spent 2 minutes shouting at call center worker-bot on the phone. Well, actually clock of my cellphone was 2 minutes wrong and I really sent this message at 8.29 but parking control people humanely decided to cancel the ticket anyway.

  5. berry acai fruit Avatar

    Admit Touch,for fresh small hell voice director seat green back hide elsewhere wing duty talk relationship display equal exchange nod among several band company most estimate drive culture married argument supply other manage regular accompany me soon famous suppose gate roll front disappear document appeal close basis adopt principle importance air relationship ear run more metal sign existing latter small team independent requirement nearly contain background very attack successful few wage rather separate shop no-one servant need his pressure reading way available occur box white strategy fair problem

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