Last Call- May The Fork Be With You Edition

Long, long ago, in a business park parking lot far, far away. . .
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  1. muthalovin Avatar

    Mmm, Chewey.

    1. NotJustDucky Avatar
      NotJustDucky

      Goldenrod brown and delicious.

  2. facelvega Avatar
    facelvega

    question for the gallery: would you pay $1600 for this car, with a newly-rebuilt 302? For use as a Brooklyn beater and occasional short road tripper.
    <img src="http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp47/fststangvt/IMAG01631.jpg&quot; width="600">

    1. vwminispeedster Avatar
      vwminispeedster

      Yes.

    2. Smells_Homeless Avatar
      Smells_Homeless

      Yes. I've bought far less for far more. So yes. Assuming the other side looks similar to this one, that is.

      1. facelvega Avatar
        facelvega

        Oh there are some serious cosmetic issues, make no mistake. The dashboard is also cracked. But where I live a patinaed detroit car is esteemed higher than a restored one.
        My plan would be to do modern disc brakes, add some fat anti-sway bars and stiff shocks, but to leave the appearance mostly as is. Maybe paint over that scrape/filler, but that's it. Really only toying with the idea though as my current beater is on its last legs.
        <img src="http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp47/fststangvt/IMAG01641.jpg&quot; width="600">

        1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
          FuzzyPlushroom

          "…where I live a patinaed detroit car is esteemed higher than a restored one. "
          In terms of taxicab respect or hipster appreciation?
          If you can keep it from rusting, I'd just paint over the one filler patch. It goes without saying that I'd buy it.

          1. Lotte Avatar
            Lotte

            That bondo patch is like a visual threat to someone considering cutting in front: "I've played this before; wanna go?" Definitely taxicab respect.
            And the car; I've been eyeing the generation of Caprices when GM downsized them. Really they're the beigemobiles of their time and they're going for around the same ballpark price in the same condition (in Canadian, too! Yeesh). I can't say if it's NPOCP with authourity but, going by that I'd say it's looking pretty good!

          2. facelvega Avatar
            facelvega

            Both taxicab respect and hipster appreciation, though more like yuppie/hipster luxury item in my neighborhood and age bracket. I doubt I can keep it from rusting–that's reserved for my pristine 280ZX (yes X, sorry purists)–but I don't think any other prospective purchaser is going to preserve it any better than I will, which is to say mechanically sorted and with a bucket of POR-15 on the underbody.

          3. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
            FuzzyPlushroom

            So, Vermont plates… whereabouts is it, and d'you need me to have a look…?

          4. facelvega Avatar
            facelvega

            It's in Barre. Not sure where you are exactly, but definitely take a look if that's close. For me it's a good hour and a half from anywhere I normally go. At least I'm fairly sure it'll still be there in a few days, because who is going to drag themselves all the way to Barre for a beat up Mercury Montego? I kind of can't believe I'm toying with the idea myself.

        2. Smells_Homeless Avatar
          Smells_Homeless

          If it goes down the road ok, I'd be all over that. Seriously. Spend some time crawling under it to make sure it doesn't need floors or subframes or something, then dive into it head first. That's good steel.

    3. jjd241 Avatar

      Looks like a beauty! Snatch it up now!

    4. Alff Avatar
      Alff

      nice price

    5. njhoon Avatar
      njhoon

      I would do it if it were me. If they are asking 1,600 you might be able to get it for less. As someone said above check for floors and frame rust.

    6. ZomBee Racer Avatar

      That Merc is bad-ass. It says "Fuck-you" just sitting there.
      Want.

    7. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      Yes. Stop asking, start buying.

  3. jjd241 Avatar

    It's been a while since I've been able to get some hoon time under my belt. I recently made time to take my old truck up to Capitol Forrest near where I live in Olympia WA http://www.capitolforest.com/trailmappage.html . It's pretty cool to have nearly a hundred thousand acres of state forest with hundreds of miles of roads just outside of a somewhat major urban area. It is a working forest, so you have to watch out for log trucks and work crews, but some roads are less traveled so you can get your rally on.
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/nu6Dr.jpg&quot; title="Hosted by imgur.com" width="500">
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/EvXeZ.jpg&quot; title="Hosted by imgur.com" width="500">
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Thquj.jpg&quot; title="Hosted by imgur.com" width="500">

    1. Alff Avatar
      Alff

      Do they still run the OIympus Rally there? Several years ago, I took a solo mountain bike ride around Capitol Forest, only to find myself unexpectedly in the middle of it. That was an awesome day.

      1. jjd241 Avatar

        I haven't heard anything about it in the last few years. I looked them up ( http://www.olympusrally.com/ ) and it appears they just ran it out near Ocean Shores.

  4. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    You buy lunch from that? You're braver than I thought.

    1. jjd241 Avatar

      I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  5. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    I'll take an Ewok burger, please.

  6. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Fastest soups in the quadrant. They can make a kettle run in under 12 parsecs.