Last Call: Lil' Scalper Edition

Lil Scalper
This custom rotary lawn mower might make you the hippest homeowner on the block. Featuring full fenders, white walls, and tail lights it’s almost ready to hit the road after hitting the grass. You can see it running here.
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  1. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    You had me up ’till I saw the name.

    1. Rover 1 Avatar
      Rover 1

      Those were the days.
      That’s the name of this contraption carefully written on the little fuel tank.

      1. Batshitbox Avatar
        Batshitbox

        What were the days? This was built from an old barbecue and a snowblower in 2016.

        1. Rover 1 Avatar
          Rover 1

          That should teach me to comment without clicking the link.
          But it probably won’t. Your concern is not misplaced.

    2. roguetoaster Avatar
      roguetoaster

      It really needs a cool engine name like Red Hawk 175!

    3. ptschett Avatar
      ptschett

      In context, it could be a technical term… http://homeguides.sfgate.com/scalping-lawn-70271.html

      1. Batshitbox Avatar
        Batshitbox

        **Marge Simpson noise**

      2. dead_elvis Avatar
        dead_elvis

        This is my approach to lawn care. I can get away with once every six weeks in the summer (in Seattle, it really doesn’t rain in the summer) by “scalping” it, and then it burns. The dandelions can do as they please.

  2. Rover 1 Avatar
    Rover 1

    Retro image is increasingly used in appliance design, but I haven’t seen a new lawnmower that looks like that.
    But in vacuum cleaners, Hoover has just brought out a new version of the old ‘Constellation’ hovercraft cleaner.
    Original.
    http://p-fst2.pixstatic.com/5244a194dbfa3f12b6000fa4._w.400_h.520_s.fit_.jpg
    New http://hoover.com/products/details/s3345/constellation-bagged-canister/
    http://www.partswarehouse.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/Hoover/S3345/3432.jpg

    1. dukeisduke Avatar
      dukeisduke

      We had one of those at home, in yellow over tan. They’re great on hard floors (since they hover), but on carpet, not so much.
      http://vacuummuseum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/59_Hoover_Model_843-Constellation.jpg

      1. Rennsport 964 Avatar
        Rennsport 964

        We had one in green, either inherited or gift from my parent’s wedding. I hated lugging that thing around (the kids had the “cleaning” task). The motor finally gave up the ghost in the 80s.

    2. abzman2000 Avatar
      abzman2000

      they what? I thought they just discontinued the constellation revivals. I picked up the one you have an ad pictured for off of craigslist for $25

  3. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    I would mow ALL of the lawns if that were mine…
    .

    1. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      C’mon over. It’s about time to start mowing in Seattle.
      I hate lawn care.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        We have successfully killed two lawnmowers on our steep property. How? They have no oil pump. Once driven down our 20-30 degree hills for a while, the engine will starve of oil – repeatedly. After learning that, I exclusively reverse myself downhill – somehow, this does no harm. Also, at 60°N, lawn mowing season is a grateful month away.

        1. dead_elvis Avatar
          dead_elvis

          Sounds like you have a riding lawnmower? I’d hire that shit out. I’ve got a small lawn, and what’s turned out to be a surprisingly excellent electric (rechargeable/cordless) push mower.

          1. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            Oh no, cheapest push mower I can find – McCulloch something. We only have about 7-800sqm to mow, but it’s steep.

          2. dr zero Avatar
            dr zero

            One answer would be a two stroke if you can get one in Norge. My brother had the same issue and a two-stroke solved his problem.

          3. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            Thanks for the tip! Haven’t thought that far, actually. If our mower raises the white flag/smoke, I’ll try that. 🙂 The first season went well though.

          4. 0A5599 Avatar
            0A5599

            Goats work well with steep terrain.

          5. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            Counting my neighbours, sheep outnumber people. When there were goats here, there was a lot of trouble with them breaking out/in. That was resolved with goat sausage. I wouldn’t want sheep in my garden though, as we produce a lot of food on our own. Maybe chicken one day.

          6. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
            BigRedCaveTroll

            Yes, let them eat all the kudzu and get nice and fat and then make a delicious curry out of them. Mmmmmm….

          7. dead_elvis Avatar
            dead_elvis

            Edible solutions are fantastic! Slow-cooked goat curry, yum.
            So – what kind of truck would you use for a goat-meat centered food truck?

          8. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
            BigRedCaveTroll

            A Zamyad Z24 (the Iranian-built version of the Nissan Junior). Mostly because they’re the only trucks I’ve ever actually seen carrying goats, but also because then the curry would be more authentic.

          9. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            I was to say …
            https://media.giphy.com/media/iBEW5Amz0ztza/giphy.gif
            … but then @0A5599:disqus sort of took swagged out the Iranians.

          10. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
            BigRedCaveTroll

            D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that? That’s brilliant!

          11. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
            BigRedCaveTroll

            My family always had electric lawnmowers until my parents divorced (and my dad still only uses electric lawnmowers). The rechargeable one we had was miserable to mow our 1/3 acre lawn with, especially if the grass was even slightly long, because it had almost no power and I had to slowly creep along with it at a snail’s pace or else overburden the motor and it would die. The corded one was an old lawnmower that had gobs of power, and I always had to be careful with the cord (which was a minor irritation), but it would run over sticks, tall grass, small toys, etc. without a hitch.

        2. dukeisduke Avatar
          dukeisduke

          The Kawasaki engines (walk behind) have an oil pump, and an oil filter. Like the FJ series:
          http://www.kawasaki-engines.eu/engines/4-stroke-vertical/fj-series/

          1. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            Got to say, this crowd never disappoints. Honda also has a couple of lawnmowers with oil pumps. But if you buy them new here….they enter classic car territory, pricewise. I should have said above that not owning an oil pump mower was 80% a cheapout.

          2. dukeisduke Avatar
            dukeisduke

            My 14-year-old Honda Masters (cost mucho dinero, GXV160 motor) doesn’t have an oil pump or filter, but then my yard is flat. It’s self-propelled (hydrostatic drive, shaft drive, RWD), which makes the job easier.

          3. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            Sounds like a real treat! We had one self-propelled mower, too, which I bought used. Belt-driven rear wheels, but the construction was a mess. Somehow, the belt well ended up bent and it was time to push again.

      2. stigshift Avatar
        stigshift

        I’m in Dunedin Florida. Bit of a hike. But if I’m ever in town…

        1. dead_elvis Avatar
          dead_elvis

          Beverages of choice on me! And I know my way around a grill. Anything to avoid mowing.
          I’d happily hire a kid from down the street to mow the lawn, but apparently I live in a neighborhood where no one has kids, and no grandchildren come to visit.

          1. stigshift Avatar
            stigshift

            I have a friend out that way that I’ve been threatening to visit. You’ll be on the list. I’m good with beer and a good cheeseburger.

          2. stigshift Avatar
            stigshift

            And likewise, you’re ever out this way. I make a seven cheese lasagna that flat out kills. With sausage, too.

  4. alex Avatar
    alex

    Here’s the best lawn mower I ever saw: A genuine Vincent made specially for Double World Champion John Surtees and now on display at the Barber Museum in Birmingman AL
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwinwY6CyMLLAhWGFT4KHdfoDngQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.accessnorton.com%2Fthe-road-barber-2013-t17598.html&psig=AFQjCNGvaCcA-Zb6R87Mzr-1D_C_eVMYlA&ust=1458126859571136

    1. acarr260 Avatar
      acarr260

      Very cool!