Sadly, Rosie Palm and her five daughters don’t count towards the car pool lane.
Image source: [Nellie]
Last Call- Keep your Hands to Yourself Edition
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Wheelin' and feelin'
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Hand jive while ya drive.
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Quick shifting a short tranny
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Great grip and fine handling help to get you to the finish line, especially with a stroker engine.
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Hands down (one's pants) that's the nastiest bumper sticker I have ever seen.
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I can think of worse…
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Thanks. You just undid a lot of therapy to get that out of my memory. On a related note, I need one of those for the friend that sent methe link to that horrific video.
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*damn you nibbles you damn dirty
apeserver hamster
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Motorbating.
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On a random note, there's an AMC Pacer for sale down the street.
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AMC = A Masturbater's Car.
There. Less random.
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"I do it in my car while I'm drivin' down the street/
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat/
I can't get out the car 'cause I'm stickin' to the seat/
Hey, masturbator!"
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*slowly backs out of room*
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Thank you. Come again!
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Sometimes Mrs. Right just has the best oil changes in town.
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I can't believe we've gone this long without someone observing that the car looks like a real beater. With that sticker, it's probably driven by a real whack job.
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Open up the sunroof and park in front of a high-rise before you start, though.
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It was a matrix
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