Last Call: Instant Infrastructure Improvement

From the Massachusetts State Police:

Ramp from Rte 128 northbound to Rte 95 northbound closed for extended period due to liquid asphalt truck rollover. No other vehicles involved. Non life-threatening injuries to the operator.

This, folks is an easy and fast way of immediately upgrading all our roads. Spill so liquid asphalt, enough to cover and fill (in middle school science we learned that liquid takes shape of its container) all road imperfections, and viola, all all roads are buttery smooth after drying in the summer heat for a few hours. You’re welcome, government.

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By |2019-07-08T08:31:51+00:00July 8th, 2019|Last Call|13 Comments

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