Last Call- Hot Lunch Edition

Suddenly overwhelmed by his sense of smug self righteousness, a Prius-owner regrets having ordered that double half-caf soy latte.
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20 responses to “Last Call- Hot Lunch Edition”

  1. Alff Avatar

    Unintended evacuation

  2. smalleyxb122 Avatar

    Try as he might, the enthusiast cannot suppress the gag reflex when driving a Prius.

  3. Hopman Avatar

    I thought a response like that was only reserved for the Aztek.

  4. Froggmann_ Avatar

    … and yet another Prius owner realizes their farts actually stink.

    1. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

      ……only after he was hot boxing it for an hour

  5. Jim Brennan Avatar

    Ummmm, isn't that the rear passenger doing the barfing? I guess he couldn't take anymore of the self centered smugness of the driver, and had to hurl. Well, that's what I would do!

    1. name_too_long Avatar

      I believe you're right, in which case he's doing it all wrong… he should be vomiting down the driver's back.

    2. dculberson Avatar

      At least it didn't happen when he was up alongside a wall. Happened to me – inebriated friend in the back seat, sitting in a drive-through line, he had to puke. He tried to open the door but smacked it hard against the brick wall (thanks man) then puked all down the door panel, onto the seat and carpet (thanks again, man).
      Thankfully the dump he then had to take was left in the garden on the other side of the fence and not in my back seat. Cleaning up vomit is not as unpleasant as some other bodily functions, I suppose.

      1. Tim Odell Avatar

        This one time…
        …actually, I'm not gonna tell that story.

        1. dculberson Avatar

          No fair! You are hereby notified of your contractual obligations under heading (C), sub-part (1)(f), which clearly state that any story begun must be finished to the satisfaction of the audience at hand.

  6. Tomsk Avatar

    Oh, what a feeling?

    1. ptschett Avatar

      I don't think he's loving what it does for him.

      1. bzr Avatar

        The contents of his stomach is Moving Forward through his system.

  7. thomasmac Avatar

    Kudos to the the photographer for getting the timing of vomit ejection just so

  8. coupeZ600 Avatar

    So my wife is seven months pregnant with our second child and she has morning-sickness something bad. I carry a bucket in our car, but she's out with her helper in a company truck and then the need arises, so she whips into the first parking-lot she can find. It's a plant nursery, and as she's hurling a worker runs up and yells, "You go out in the Woods to do that! Not Here!"
    She was crying as she told him she was pregnant, but he still made them clean it up. Her helper loves to tell this story.

    1. hank Avatar

      Wow– way too nice to the nursery jack-off. Your kind wife needs to tell him to make like a tree & leave. And her helper should've followed that with, "whatcha gonna do waterboy, – call the vomit police?"

  9. IronBallsMcG Avatar

    Thanks to riding in a Prius, Bob's vomit can now save baby seals.

  10. Maymar Avatar

    I did that once, in a Corolla taxi. Bad dumplings. Hangover. The Corolla probably didn't help.

  11. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    I like American driving rules, you can even do a stomach-turn on a red.

  12. TurboBrick Avatar

    You know, that's good self control. He's able to hold his foot on the brake while hanging out the door and throwing up.

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