Last Call- Hooniverse Announcement Edition


Hooniverse has been carving out a niche among the Internet’s car blogs for years now, and while we don’t feel that it has grown stale in any way, we have decided that its time to start carving out other kinds of niches. Because of that we are announcing that, effective tomorrow morning, Hooniverse will be changing to*

That’s right, in conjunction with venerable and respected print publication, Oui magazine, we are melding our love for all things cars and trucks with hard core porn. Sure, we’ll still feature cars, reviews, and how-tos, they’ll just now come with lots and lots of full-frontal. And you can bet that the Hooniverse crew will be getting in on the act. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see someone named olelongrooffan’s ole long. . . well, you know.

You’ll still find all your favorite posts – Porniverse Demands, Monday Porn Video, and of course the Porniverse Nudes to keep you abreast of the latest in car-porn events. We’re confident that you will all find the all new Porniverse just as warm and welcoming as you did the Hoon. After all, who doesn’t like a mix of JEGS and jugs?

So, join us tomorrow morning to kick off the all-new Porniverse, the newest and most radical mashup of SBC and STD on the Web.

*Monthly paywall cost $17.99 – group discounts available. NSFW, obviously.

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49 responses to “Last Call- Hooniverse Announcement Edition”

  1. stigshift Avatar

    Well played, hoons. Well played indeed. The tie in to Rick Ghastly was beautiful.

  2. $kaycog Avatar

    Too funny! I'm curious about the group discount.

    1. Alff Avatar

      As one of the few female regulars, I'm not sure you're prepared for all that entails

      1. BAMacPherson Avatar

        Go on….

    2. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

      I'm not to curious about the group though, I suspect there are too many men involved. On the other hand $kay………lingerie……uhmmm.

      1. $kaycog Avatar

        Lingerie would be in

        1. JayP2112 Avatar

          FYI- that URL isn't working…

  3. smalleyxb122 Avatar

    I am all about the group discount! Who's in with me?

    1. Alff Avatar

      If it's a choice between you and biggiexb122, I suppose you're the lesser of evils.

      1. Vairship Avatar

        And an order of magnitude better than biggieavalon…

  4. Scandinavian Flick ★ Avatar
    Scandinavian Flick ★

    "Hmmm, nice color interior. I wonder what kind of car it is… The seats look kinda Audi or Mercedes-esque. That door trim kinda looks like a BMW… Why do I have an erection..?"

    1. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
      Dean Bigglesworth

      Mercedes cabrio. You figure out which one, I have a pressing matter that needs attending.

      1. Kamil_K Avatar

        Not sure that it's a cabrio. Cabrios have longer doors, these are shorter doors, as on a sedan… so I'm thinking that it's a sedan with an open sunroof.
        But it maybe an SLK too, which is short… and those are sporty seats and have those holes for AirScarf(r).

        1. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
          Dean Bigglesworth

          The airscarf and shadow on the drivers door made me think cabrio. I'd say it's an R230 SL. The door panel and seats match, no airscarf or paddle shifters on this though. Finding a picture of an identical car is impossible, it seems SL-owners are not that big on this internet thing.
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          link in case the embed does not work.

    2. JayP2112 Avatar

      There is a car?

    3. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
      mr. mzs zsm msz esq

      You have a boner cause it's a Crossfire 😉

  5. Alff Avatar

    Looking forward to more stories about things that have been bored and stroked.

  6. Devin Avatar

    Craigslist Crapshoot should be entertaining.

  7. ZomBee Racer Avatar

    (Say's to self… "Do not click… DO NOT CLICK…")

    1. Alff Avatar

      Says my 9 year old daughter (who has never seen that) … "Did they have autotune back then? He has an amazingly deep voice for such a little guy."

    2. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
      Dean Bigglesworth

      Check out this adblock add-on which blocks all videos containing Astley.

  8. Alff Avatar

    How about a matchmaking page? Here's my ad…
    "Tri-curious Hoon seeks more experienced partner to synchronize with"
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    1. stigshift Avatar

      Do you know how much beer hurts when it comes out of your nose? Well, I do. Now.

    2. JayP2112 Avatar

      You end up with a Brit.

      1. OA5599 Avatar

        Not necessarily. Holley will Tri just about anything.
        <img src=" tri-power.JPG">

      2. sporty88au Avatar

        He could also end up with an Aussie Mopar fan

    3. Vavon Avatar

      That was hilarious!

  9. $kaycog Avatar

    I don't think Porniverse is a good idea after all. My greatest fear is that all you guys will go blind.

    1. stigshift Avatar

      Not yet, but I do need glasses now. Not sure if there's an actual correlation…

    2. Devin Avatar

      Ernest Borgnine could see well into his 90s.

    3. JayP2112 Avatar

      As good ol' dad said-
      "I'll risk an eye on it."

  10. imaragtopman Avatar

    C'mon…one of the reasons I enjoy going to Hooniverse every day is that I don't have to deal with this kind of junk (unlike J*l*pkn*k). Let's stay focused on the cars. Aren't cars cool enough?

    1. Vavon Avatar

      Kindly, when referring to "Redacted", use the term "Redacted"… 🙂

  11. imaragtopman Avatar

    BTW I know it's an April fool…

      1. racer139 Avatar

        Thank you. And he says btw I know its april fools.

    1. JayP2112 Avatar

      April Fool?
      Crap… I was all ready to get my "rightclick-saveas" on…

      1. Sjalabais Avatar

        All that warming up for nothing?

  12. TurboBrick Avatar

    Porniverse? Did you guys have Antti do a feature for that site too while he was in Amsterdam?

  13. topdeadcentre Avatar

    What's that bit of fluff doing in front of that gorgeous red leather interior? Is there some way to get it out of the way of the lens?

  14. OA5599 Avatar

    RIP Autobuff. The greatest car magazine of the 80's. Because racecar bewbies.
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  15. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    I was genuinely disppointed when the Aprilfoolness suddenly hit me after, oh, three seconds. Not to worry, I have the "cars and girs" thread over on Autoshite . (Not always SFW)
    Cars And Girls

    1. dead_elvis Avatar

      I only checked out the first page of that thread, but it's certainly safer than what $kaycog awards over at [redacted]. Not complaining about either, mind you.

  16. dculberson Avatar

    HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AT LAST CALL. I demand a refund. I will be speaking with your manager.
    (Or should I say, "u no gud cotomer sevis?")

    1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

      Hooniverse resemble your accusations….

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