Hooniverse has been carving out a niche among the Internet’s car blogs for years now, and while we don’t feel that it has grown stale in any way, we have decided that its time to start carving out other kinds of niches. Because of that we are announcing that, effective tomorrow morning, Hooniverse will be changing to Porniverse.com.*
That’s right, in conjunction with venerable and respected print publication, Oui magazine, we are melding our love for all things cars and trucks with hard core porn. Sure, we’ll still feature cars, reviews, and how-tos, they’ll just now come with lots and lots of full-frontal. And you can bet that the Hooniverse crew will be getting in on the act. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see someone named olelongrooffan’s ole long. . . well, you know.
You’ll still find all your favorite posts – Porniverse Demands, Monday Porn Video, and of course the Porniverse Nudes to keep you abreast of the latest in car-porn events. We’re confident that you will all find the all new Porniverse just as warm and welcoming as you did the Hoon. After all, who doesn’t like a mix of JEGS and jugs?
So, join us tomorrow morning to kick off the all-new Porniverse, the newest and most radical mashup of SBC and STD on the Web.
*Monthly paywall cost $17.99 – group discounts available. NSFW, obviously.
Image source: Porniverse.com