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Steve Mcqueen was the coolest. He was cooler than you, and cooler than me. He was even cooler than Anchorage Alaska in winter, which is where he got popped for drunk driving after doing brodies in a rented ’72 Toronado. When tasked with walking the white line down the center of the street as part of the field sobriety test, Mcqueen decided to do summersaults instead.

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Image source: [stvmcqeen.tripod.com]

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  1. Steve McQueen Steve McQueen
    When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be
    Steve McQueen Steve McQueen
    The coolest goddamn motherscratcher on the silver screen
    I’d drive real fast everywhere no one would ever catch me
    and I’d kick your ass if you pissed me off so be careful what you ask me
    and I’d never have an empty bottle or an empty bed
    and as cool as Paul Newman is I bet Steve could whup his head

  2. I've been to Anchorage, a long time ago, and can attest to the fact that not even the great Steve McQueen could ever remain sober in such a place.

  3. I have trouble with all the McQueen worship. Yes, he was a good racer, a good dramatic actor, and a philanthropist. But he was also an unrepentant drug abuser, alcoholic, philanderer, paranoid hot-head and misogynistic wife-abuser.

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