Last Call- Come For The Puns, Stay For The Wieners Edition


 You know, I love clever paronomastic business names. Places like hair salons named Curl Up and Dye, or flower shops called The Lone Hydrangea. This Gravois Mills MO restaurant and inn on the Lake of the Ozarks however, gives me pause.

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28 responses to “Last Call- Come For The Puns, Stay For The Wieners Edition”

  1. Alff Avatar

    If you're going to hang a name like this on a Missouri business, you'd better be prepared to live up to the state motto.

  2. Van_Sarockin Avatar
    1. Alff Avatar

      That is very cool. 10774 points in first round. Don't know if that's good or bad.

    2. Devin Avatar

      I've learned that whenever I think "It looks sort of familiar, but wrong somehow" it's inevitably Australia.

      1. JayP2112 Avatar

        It it looks like Mexico but the gas stations are in English, it'll be Australia.

        1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

          Don't forget, they drive on the left.
          It's all about signage (language, metric or imperial units, landmarks…), driving side, and scenery, in that order.

    3. JayP2112 Avatar

      15778!!! Yay for finding a roadsign in Nova Scotia!!

    4. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar

      You've stolen hours from my future.
      I demand recompense, preferably in dark foreign beer.

    5. Devin Avatar

      24555, I am a… person who had the good luck to have three places with signs that said exactly where they were. Italy and Japan were guesses though.

    6. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar

      ¡Ay caramba! How many South Africans can you stuff in a microvan? I count 5 rows.
      <img src="; width=500>

  3. Devin Avatar

    Any relation to Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn?
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  4. IronBallsMcG Avatar

    While that part of Missourah is beloved by many in these parts, to me "The Lake" is a collection of runoff from poorly installed septic systems and discarded sex toys. Yep, you can google both of those points.

    1. Alff Avatar

      You mean it's Brush Creek?

  5. Batshitbox Avatar

    Sounds much more pleasant than a trip to the Coxsackie Correctional Facility in Coxsackie, NY. WHOOF!

  6. OA5599 Avatar

    The staff's pay is lousy, but the tips are enormous.

    1. Alff Avatar

      The boss is a dick, he'll likely give you the shaft.

  7. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

    I do not want to know what an "Original Minnow Shot" is, with Big Dick halfway inn.

    1. OA5599 Avatar

      I suppose you already know about ATM?

  8. samantha Avatar

    Only halfway inn, yet achieved "original minnow shot"

  9. Syrax Avatar

    … or a pet shop called Gives Me Paws.

    1. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
      Dean Bigglesworth

      Also no comment.
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    2. Alff Avatar

      That's the kind of classy post I'd expect from someone who prefers Twizzlers to Red Vines.

        1. Alff Avatar

          Red Vines are superior in every way. Even here, if that were a piece of Red Vine, he could breath through it.

          1. $kaycog Avatar

            It sounds delicious.

  10. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
    Dean Bigglesworth

    [youtube 0B4suxQVUAQ youtube]

  11. desert fox Avatar
    desert fox

    Well, now I'm thinking about changing the name of my company 🙂
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