Last Call: Cakehole Edition

There are certain road rules by which we all should agree to abide. Gas, Grass, or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free is one of the most universal, but I like the cut of this one’s jib as well.
Last Call indicates the end of Hooniverse’s broadcast day. It’s meant to be an open forum for anyone and anything. Thread jacking is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. 
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28 responses to “Last Call: Cakehole Edition”

  1. Maymar Avatar
    Dean Winchester would be so conflicted right about now.

    1. Bradley Brownell Avatar
      Bradley Brownell

      My wife has this on a keychain.

  2. mve Avatar

    I like cake.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      Cake is life.
      (Amd also, stickers like the one above are funny for the better part of a second. Why are they so popular? I don’t get it.)

    2. dead_elvis Avatar

      Pie (specifically, apple pie) > cake
      It’s just good science.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar

        Every cake gets better if you delicately add som apple. Maybe except for brownies – the juice removes the crust.

        1. dead_elvis Avatar

          Maybe, but you’re still left with just cake, which is objectively inferior to pie.
          Having grown up in a family gifted with exceptional bakers, my gut & I are over-qualified to judge desserts. (After copious sampling of said desserts – for research purposes, of course. Nothing to do with gluttony or lack of impulse control.)

      2. mve Avatar

        Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

        1. dead_elvis Avatar

          You say that like’s it a bad thing. What other room better in which to be drunk? YOU’RE IN A ROOM WITH PIE!!
          I’ll concede that sometimes Cake is pretty great:

    3. Batshitbox Avatar

      “How can I describe him? That’s right, not afraid of pie”

      1. mve Avatar

        “You know him. . . Fatty fatty boom boom.”

  3. Lokki Avatar

    Speaking of ‘Shut your cakehole’, I just saw a VW Jetta Tv commercial which is titled
    “Things aren’t always what they appear to be”
    I can’t stop laughing! I mean that is exactly the message VW needs to be sending right now!

  4. Jofes2 Avatar

    So apparently Volvo made this sitcom-like info/commercial thing about Clive, the crash dummy with a heavy Gothenburg-accent, in 2000 when 3D-animation was still cool. Cringeworthy is just the beginning.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      When stiff Swedes try to be both funny and educational….Teknikens Värld had a special on Clive a couple of weeks ago, I think.

    2. Batshitbox Avatar

      I asked myself, “How bad can it be?”
      Regrettably, I found out.

    3. Vairship Avatar

      But Clive did utter a line that should be in a drinking song: “No brain, no pain!”

  5. Tiberiuswise Avatar

    Wait, a Pruis driver that doesn’t condemn the term Shotgun as promoting gun violence?

    1. engineerd Avatar

      I’m pretty sure, given their choice of vehicle, they also have a “Coexist” sticker.

        1. dead_elvis Avatar

          Hate the original, love that one! Never seen it before.

        2. Craig Dotson Avatar
          Craig Dotson

          Nah, these are better…

  6. PotbellyJoe★★★★★ Avatar
    mmm… Cake.

    I love it madly.

    1. theskitter Avatar

      We’re going to run out of Cake!
      Someone’s going to have to start covering THEM.

    2. mve Avatar

      The bit about the girl jumping out of a pie gets me every time. That show never stops being funny.

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