Last Call- Bag Man Edition


BMW owners are sometimes described as pompous, arrogant, and even pricks. But rarely are they labeled as stupid. That’s why this golf bag loading illustration from the trunk of an E39 M5 must be taken as a sign of the German engineers’ sense of humor. That is, until you remember that German engineers typically don’t have a sense of humor.

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31 responses to “Last Call- Bag Man Edition”

  1. Van_Sarockin Avatar

    The point being that this is the one and only way you can hope to get those bags to fit. All else is folly. You can be sure that hundreds of hours of engineering and management time was devoted to making sure your trunk could be three bags full.

    1. dropgate Avatar

      I'm an E39 owner who doesn't golf. I've never tried it, but I can't believe ONE bag would fit in that trunk, let alone 3!

    2. MVEilenstein Avatar

      Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.

  2. B72 Avatar

    Wouldn't it work better if bag number 3 faced the other way?

  3. jjd241 Avatar

    Toddler buys Sprite on eBay…

    1. P161911 Avatar

      For $200, cheaper than a Powerwheels and they won't outgrow it in three years. That reminds me i need to install the ebay app on the Kindle my 2 year old plays with. Maybe Gunbroker has an app too.

  4. shredagnar Avatar

    Wonder if Cadillac shows you how to fit three bodies in the trunk….

    1. Kris_01 Avatar

      "I've never seen so many dead hookers in trunks before!"
      "Lord knows I have."

  5. rustylink Avatar

    German engineers do not fill the the bags = success!

  6. Pinkerton1 Avatar

    BMW drivers are not all pricks. Women drive them too.

  7. Sjalabais Avatar

    Luckily, the BMW 5 is a three seater. Wait. Can it carry more than two friends?

    1. Devin Avatar

      Obviously the remaining seats are for your caddies.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar

        So that would be three green icons and two red.

  8. OA5599 Avatar
  9. BlackIce_GTS Avatar

    MotoIQ's got a really interesting series where they look at race car bits
    I thought this was interesting;
    <img src=""&gt;
    There's no N-button, but…

    1. dr zero Avatar
      dr zero

      Do you need an N-button when there's a fancy button?

      1. Kogashiwa Avatar

        Do you need any other buttons at all when you have a fancy button?

    2. Vavon Avatar

      But there is an N-button… It's grey… Or am I missing the joke?

      1. dr zero Avatar
        dr zero

        No you just have better eyes than me!

    3. BlackIce_GTS Avatar

      Wow, look at that steering wheel. TL;DR.
      I meant 'look at the fancy button it's funny lol also memes'

    4. B72 Avatar

      Check out the blue switch It has AC!
      We do not suffer for our speed! We race in comfort, with three golf bags all facing right!

      1. SSurfer321 Avatar

        ROOOXXXXAANNNE! You don't have to turn on the RAIN LIGHT.

  10. lilpoindexter Avatar

    What about mahfuggaz like me that drive 1988 528e's in 2013? Are we still douche bags? I don't play golf, and I'm bald so i don't have spikey hair.

    1. P161911 Avatar
      Scroll down for the BMW douche bag formula. Don't worry, your fine, you score between 250 and 500 depending on if it is a 5-speed or automatic.

      1. bhtooefr Avatar

        I think that might make the least douchey BMW a 1929 Dixi.
        The motorcycles have fewer cylinders and are a bit older, but the multipliers for having doors are formidable, and a motorcycle has fewer pedals. Should levers be allowed on motorcycles to make up for that?
        And, an Isetta blows the motorcycles out of the water, due to only having one cylinder, three pedals, AND a door.

  11. dculberson Avatar

    Bag loading directions by Escher.
    Bag 3, which is loaded last, is on top of 1 and 2 in the side view, but somehow below bag 1 and both above and below bag 2 in the top view. Sounds like the German engineers have a sense of humor after all! This is their way of saying "Good luck!"

    1. Van_Sarockin Avatar

      Sounds like someone never got his mothers milk from a Klein Bottle.

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