Last Call- A-Well-A-Well-A Everybody's Heard About the Bird Edition

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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the tune without the words, And never stops at all, And sweetest in the gale is heard; And sore must be the storm That could abash the little bird That kept so many warm. – Emily Dickinson

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  1. That would piss me off to no end. Because I would probably have to drive another car for awhile. And yes, I eat eggs and tasty meat every day. It's just so damned Bambi-esque.

  2. While the above is beautiful, and likely tragic, I need to be off topic and a little anti-social:
    Here, more of us than usual can relate to what I call basic traffic manners: Use your signals, stay right except to pass, I add even more than that: complete passes before onramps or make room, speed up to complete passes quickly instead of hovering like a gnat, speed up and yield as quickly as practical to faster traffic. And while on the whole I've mellowed without slowing, I feel more focused frustration when I step aside and the shadow creeps past and squeezes me out when we come to a slower car.
    In younger, stupid days I've self-righteously done the same to other drivers. I'm not sure when I grew out of it, so maybe I'm still living it down. Though I still believe in limited time offers. If you want it, take it. Now. Don't make me regret it as I kill my momentum with you to my left. I pass decisively because I am committed to maintaining speed uphill, downhill, and whether or not I am passing or being passed. Even if you're moving as quickly at times, if I don't believe in your commitment, attention, or ability, I want past, and I'll make it stick.
    When suddenly after I pass you want to go fast too, I'll go even faster to put space between us. You can't play with me, because you don't know how.

    1. You use a phrase that I've always used, one that's central to my driving style: pass decisively. Few things on earth make me so instantly and irrationally angry as the whole of what you wrote there. People who pass on cruise control @ .3mph overtaking speed deserve a special place in rush-hour Los Angeles.

  3. I had a bird make a nest on the front upper control arm of my chevy van (it would sit parked a lot until I needed to use it)
    the eggs eventually hatched, and there were baby chicks residing in the nest on my control arm.
    well I did end up needing to use the van.
    regrettably, at the time, I thought it would be a better idea to not try to move the nest. something something, mama bird would disown the chicks because i tampered with the nest, something something, mama bird would attack me, etc….. there wasnt anywhere I could even put it except in the grass next to the parking space, which, I dont know, wouldnt that be all too easy for a predator to come along and just eat them??? as expected…it blew away somewhere while I was driving. That mama bird was hopping around my van for days looking for the nest.
    I am a terrible person.

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