Horny BMW X5 Commits Mount & Run, Doesn't Even Leave a Twenty on the Dresser.



Some stereotypes are false- white people can’t dance, zombies eat only brains, etc. But some stereotypes are proven time and time again, and thankfully we now have a plethora of security cameras to document those involving parking lots and the callous douchebaggery of certain BMW drivers.
This individual wasn’t at all concerned that the two parking spaces he wanted were already occupied by cars of a lessor god. He only backs off – slinking away with his tail between his legs and a trail of oil – after failing to move them out of the way through either the sheer will of his own sense of self importance, nor the physical act of ramming them. Hopefully his Karma will Katch up with him and will present him with a seized engine after this foray into Kia Klimbing.
UPDATE: The perp was caught- proving that the Canadian Mounted Police always get their man-which in this case was a 62 year old woman.
Thanks to MikeTheDog for pointing out the douche.

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  1. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    The best part is that this took place at a business called Extreme Fitness.
    Darwin rolls in his grave.

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