Hooniverse Year End Edition – A year of Classic Captions

Well, it really hasn’t been a full year yet, but on this weekend of reflection, I thought I would highlight all the Classic Captions that transpired over the year. Remember, tomorrow will be the first Classic Caption for 2012. The 1964 Ford Country Squire Edition

DORIS HAD NO REAL INTEREST IN OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES BUT SHE ENCOURAGED EACH OF HER NINE HUSBANDS TO TAKE UP RAPPELLING AS A HOBBY. - BY TONYOLA
The 1975 Chevrolet Nova LN Edition
VOLVOS SOLD IN THE US IN 1975: 71,000. CHEVYS EXPORTED TO SWEDEN: 1. THIS IS ITS STORY. - BY FACELVEGA
The 1967 Jeepster Edition
ALL TOO QUICKLY, VERONICA CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT FOUR WHEELING AND WILD TURKEY ARE FUN INDEPENDENTLY, BUT BAD IN COMBINATION. (THIS WAS NOT THE WINNING ENTRY, BUT FUNNY NONE-THE-LESS, BY OA5599)
The 1959 Ford Thunderbird Edition
WELL DONE, FELLOWS. WHILE MY AFTERNOON WAS UNSUCCESSFUL, IT APPEARS YOU BAGGED A COUPLE OF BIRDS. - BY ALFF
The 1968 Holden Monaro GTS Edition
PRODUCERS OF THE ORIGINAL BATMAN SERIES CONSIDERED AND REJECTED NUMEROUS VILLAIN CONCEPTS INCLUDING “THE JIZZLER” - BY ALFF
The 1960 DeSoto Adventurer Edition
THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP ENTRY THAT WON - BY TANSHANOMI
The 1969 AMC Rebel Wagon Edition
THIS WAS THE ROADTRIP THAT LED TO NASH’S WIFE LEAVING HIM FOR A LUMBERJACK NAMED KELVIN. NASH TRIED TO BE ADVENTUROUS, EVEN GOING SO FAR AS TO BUY A CAR WITH A BACK SEAT THAT TURNED INTO A BED. HE COULDN’T COMPETE, THOUGH, WHEN KELVINATOR. - BY ALFF
The 1985 Pontiac Fiero Edition
SADLY, DUE TO A PROGRAMMING ERROR AT THE SERVER, VISITORS LOOKING FOR ZOOSK’S M4M FORUM WERE REDIRECTED TO THE 2M4 FORUM… - BY CHARLES_BARRETT
The 1968 Moskvitch 412 Sedan Edition
The Dukes of Basque never made it past the pilot episode - by engineerd™
The 1994 Ford F-150 Pickup Edition
Buy this truck. Why? Because we’re asking you to. And what will we do for you in return? Absolutely nothing. Sorry guys, but it works that way and we know it. - by Tanshanomi
The 1987 Chevrolet Corvette Edition
Sophia didn’t quite realize what replying “I’ll try anything!” might mean when Bob said “Let’s get a hotel suite and have a kinky weekend!” - by Topdeadcentre
The 1958 DeSoto Fireflite Edition
Okay, boys and girls, now for today’s grammar lesson: Which of the following two sentences is using the apostrophe correctly, as a caption for the photo above: “Happy at first, Sailor Joe soon lamented leaving his friends behind” –or– “Happy at first, Sailor Joe soon lamented leaving his friend’s behind” - By Charles_Barrett
The 1972 Ford Gran Torino Edition
The ’72 Gran Torino: Something to get your mind off of selling your son Hermey into elf-slavery. - By dragon951
The 1970 Plymouth Valiant Edition
Boys, there’s more than one way to pitch a tent. - by Devin
The 1971 Ford Pinto Runabout Edition
Narrator: We’ve secretly replaced this car’s transmission input shaft with Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference! - by ptschett
The 1992 Geo Tracker Edition
By Feds_II (See Below)
[TITLE]: Saved by the Family Matters. An epic crossover series. [SCENE]: A beach in Bayside, California. Zack Morris and Steve Urkel stand behind Mr. Belding’s “borrowed” Chevy/Geo/Asuna tracker. A surfboard protrudes from the rear of the vehicle. [Z. Morris]: TIME OUT. I can’t believe that Stephan Urquele, the guy who helped Slater beat Valley at the wrestling tournament AND helped me get back together with Kelly after she caught me kissing Lisa, turned out to be clumsy old Steve Urkel all along. And now he’s crashed a surf board into the back of Mr. Belding’s new Tracker. Which we were raffling off to pay for the damages to the gym after I used it to hold a sit in to save the dolphins in order for Screech to impress Violet. Well, at least he looks smart. Hopefully he can come up with a way to fix this mess. TIME IN. [S. Urkel] DID I DO THAT? [END SCENE] The 1967 Rambler Rebel Edition
While the J.L.K.W., an iconic song of the mid 60s, was just as catchy as Y.M.C.A., the associated dance did not see the same popularity due to the complexity of the moves. This was in spite of widespread exposure in print ads of the time and the stylish footie pajamas that were all the rage. - by Scandinavian Flick
The 1982 Chevrolet Corvette Edition
It’s a little known fact that the 2000s sitcom “Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place” was actually a remake of a 1980s adult film “Two Dicks, A Chick and a Stick”. - by engineerd™
The 1960 Studebaker Lark Convertible Edition
The founding members of the Isadora Duncan Appreciation Society take a little road trip. - by Alff
The 1973 Imperial Edition
Grete had begun to feel more and more repulsed by what I had become, and each time she climbed the narrow stairwell and slowly edged the door open I feared it would be the last. I struggled mightily to explain to her, to let her know, something, anything. But alas I seemed to always fail in my efforts to manipulate this new form…’ -Excerpt from Franz Karfka’s ‘The Metamorphoseats’ - by HycoSpeed
The 1972 Plymouth Cricket Edition
It was at this photo shoot that young Susan Docherty, a marketing intern with Plymouth, coined the term “model bloat”. She gave up trying to correct the misunderstanding years ago. - by Alff
The 1973 Dodge Truck Edition
A study in relativity: When placed between the ’73 Dodge trucks, even Boss Hogg looks attractive. - by needthatcar
The 1960 British Ford Anglia Edition
The Lion’s dirty secret: The trunk is made out of the tin man. - by Devin
The 1981 Renault LeCar Edition
Bob was such a better owner before he married Caroline, I should have bitten her the first time she walked through that door. - by crinklesmith (with a photoshop image)
The 1960 Mercedes-Benz 220 Edition
“Frau Schiller: Meine Liebe, are you still mad at me for thinking you said “Dachshund engine swap” instead of “Datsun engine swap?” Herr Schiller: *silence* - by Tomsk
The 1977 Dodge Warlock Pickup Edition
Winner to be announced January 2nd

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