Hooniverse Year End Edition – A year of Classic Captions
Well, it really hasn’t been a full year yet, but on this weekend of reflection, I thought I would highlight all the Classic Captions that transpired over the year. Remember, tomorrow will be the first Classic Caption for 2012. The 1964 Ford Country Squire EditionDORIS HAD NO REAL INTEREST IN OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES BUT SHE ENCOURAGED EACH OF HER NINE HUSBANDS TO TAKE UP RAPPELLING AS A HOBBY. – BY TONYOLAThe 1975 Chevrolet Nova LN EditionVOLVOS SOLD IN THE US IN 1975: 71,000. CHEVYS EXPORTED TO SWEDEN: 1. THIS IS ITS STORY. – BY FACELVEGAThe 1967 Jeepster EditionALL TOO QUICKLY, VERONICA CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT FOUR WHEELING AND WILD TURKEY ARE FUN INDEPENDENTLY, BUT BAD IN COMBINATION. (THIS WAS NOT THE WINNING ENTRY, BUT FUNNY NONE-THE-LESS, BY OA5599)The 1959 Ford Thunderbird EditionWELL DONE, FELLOWS. WHILE MY AFTERNOON WAS UNSUCCESSFUL, IT APPEARS YOU BAGGED A COUPLE OF BIRDS. – BY ALFFThe 1968 Holden Monaro GTS EditionPRODUCERS OF THE ORIGINAL BATMAN SERIES CONSIDERED AND REJECTED NUMEROUS VILLAIN CONCEPTS INCLUDING “THE JIZZLER” – BY ALFFThe 1960 DeSoto Adventurer EditionTHIS IS A PHOTOSHOP ENTRY THAT WON – BY TANSHANOMIThe 1969 AMC Rebel Wagon EditionTHIS WAS THE ROADTRIP THAT LED TO NASH’S WIFE LEAVING HIM FOR A LUMBERJACK NAMED KELVIN. NASH TRIED TO BE ADVENTUROUS, EVEN GOING SO FAR AS TO BUY A CAR WITH A BACK SEAT THAT TURNED INTO A BED. HE COULDN’T COMPETE, THOUGH, WHEN KELVINATOR. – BY ALFFThe 1985 Pontiac Fiero EditionSADLY, DUE TO A PROGRAMMING ERROR AT THE SERVER, VISITORS LOOKING FOR ZOOSK’S M4M FORUM WERE REDIRECTED TO THE 2M4 FORUM… – BY CHARLES_BARRETTThe 1968 Moskvitch 412 Sedan EditionThe Dukes of Basque never made it past the pilot episode – by engineerd™The 1994 Ford F-150 Pickup EditionBuy this truck. Why? Because we’re asking you to. And what will we do for you in return? Absolutely nothing. Sorry guys, but it works that way and we know it. – by TanshanomiThe 1987 Chevrolet Corvette EditionSophia didn’t quite realize what replying “I’ll try anything!” might mean when Bob said “Let’s get a hotel suite and have a kinky weekend!” – by TopdeadcentreThe 1958 DeSoto Fireflite EditionOkay, boys and girls, now for today’s grammar lesson: Which of the following two sentences is using the apostrophe correctly, as a caption for the photo above: “Happy at first, Sailor Joe soon lamented leaving his friends behind” –or– “Happy at first, Sailor Joe soon lamented leaving his friend’s behind” – By Charles_BarrettThe 1972 Ford Gran Torino EditionThe ’72 Gran Torino: Something to get your mind off of selling your son Hermey into elf-slavery. – By dragon951The 1970 Plymouth Valiant EditionBoys, there’s more than one way to pitch a tent. – by DevinThe 1971 Ford Pinto Runabout EditionNarrator: We’ve secretly replaced this car’s transmission input shaft with Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference! – by ptschettThe 1992 Geo Tracker EditionBy Feds_II (See Below)[TITLE]: Saved by the Family Matters. An epic crossover series. [SCENE]: A beach in Bayside, California. Zack Morris and Steve Urkel stand behind Mr. Belding’s “borrowed” Chevy/Geo/Asuna tracker. A surfboard protrudes from the rear of the vehicle. [Z. Morris]: TIME OUT. I can’t believe that Stephan Urquele, the guy who helped Slater beat Valley at the wrestling tournament AND helped me get back together with Kelly after she caught me kissing Lisa, turned out to be clumsy old Steve Urkel all along. And now he’s crashed a surf board into the back of Mr. Belding’s new Tracker. Which we were raffling off to pay for the damages to the gym after I used it to hold a sit in to save the dolphins in order for Screech to impress Violet. Well, at least he looks smart. Hopefully he can come up with a way to fix this mess. TIME IN. [S. Urkel] DID I DO THAT? [END SCENE]The 1967 Rambler Rebel EditionWhile the J.L.K.W., an iconic song of the mid 60s, was just as catchy as Y.M.C.A., the associated dance did not see the same popularity due to the complexity of the moves. This was in spite of widespread exposure in print ads of the time and the stylish footie pajamas that were all the rage. – by Scandinavian FlickThe 1982 Chevrolet Corvette EditionIt’s a little known fact that the 2000s sitcom “Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place” was actually a remake of a 1980s adult film “Two Dicks, A Chick and a Stick”. – by engineerd™The 1960 Studebaker Lark Convertible EditionThe founding members of the Isadora Duncan Appreciation Society take a little road trip. – by AlffThe 1973 Imperial EditionGrete had begun to feel more and more repulsed by what I had become, and each time she climbed the narrow stairwell and slowly edged the door open I feared it would be the last. I struggled mightily to explain to her, to let her know, something, anything. But alas I seemed to always fail in my efforts to manipulate this new form…’ -Excerpt from Franz Karfka’s ‘The Metamorphoseats’ – by HycoSpeedThe 1972 Plymouth Cricket EditionIt was at this photo shoot that young Susan Docherty, a marketing intern with Plymouth, coined the term “model bloat”. She gave up trying to correct the misunderstanding years ago. – by AlffThe 1973 Dodge Truck EditionA study in relativity: When placed between the ’73 Dodge trucks, even Boss Hogg looks attractive. – by needthatcarThe 1960 British Ford Anglia EditionThe Lion’s dirty secret: The trunk is made out of the tin man. – by DevinThe 1981 Renault LeCar EditionBob was such a better owner before he married Caroline, I should have bitten her the first time she walked through that door. – by crinklesmith (with a photoshop image)The 1960 Mercedes-Benz 220 Edition“Frau Schiller: Meine Liebe, are you still mad at me for thinking you said “Dachshund engine swap” instead of “Datsun engine swap?” Herr Schiller: *silence* – by TomskThe 1977 Dodge Warlock Pickup EditionWinner to be announced January 2nd
Well, it really hasn’t been a full year yet, but on this weekend of reflection, I thought I would highlight all the Classic Captions that transpired over the year. Remember, tomorrow will be the first Classic Caption for 2012. The 1964 Ford Country Squire Edition 
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