Hooniverse Wagon Wednesday- Lactose Intolerant Music Video

Robert Emslie

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What better way to start hump day that with a kick-ass music video by Portland Oregon head bangers, Red Fang? Have you ever wondered just exactly how much one of these videos costs? Well, wonder no more because Red Fang breaks in down for you, and at the same time smashes a butt-load of crap with a mask-wearing Chevy wagon. What are you waiting for? Riff Raff after the jump.

[youtube width=”640″ height=”390″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo8NFrmQ_S0&[/youtube]

PBR, poor role models, comedian Brian Posehn, and fire, this video has it ALL GOING ON! If you’re not a fan of Red Fang, well then I suggest turning it down and just enjoying the mayhem, otherwise crank it up and break out the air guitar. You’re co-workers will thank you for it.

Speaking of co-workers, the video is PG-13 due to a visual F-bomb that appears during the band-playing scenes. That might make it NSFW, or inappropriate for those who still watch Spongebob, and for those kids – DON’T DO DRUGS!

 

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24 responses to “Hooniverse Wagon Wednesday- Lactose Intolerant Music Video”

  1. Jo Schmo Avatar
    Jo Schmo

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Ok the internetz are closed everybody, nothing more to see.

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  2. McQueen Avatar
    McQueen

    Band doesn't sound too bad I have to say that they should have made a shopping cart pyramid and smashed it too

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  3. joshuman Avatar
    joshuman

    I rather enjoyed that.

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  4. Joe Btfsplk Avatar
    Joe Btfsplk

    Buuuuuuuurrrrrrp!

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  5. Smells_Homeless Avatar
    Smells_Homeless

    HEY, GANDALF!
    Actually, I met these guys when they were in town opening for Clutch last year and they were telling stories about the making of the Prehistoric Dog video. Let's just say I had the dry heaves at one point.

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  6. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
    mr. mzs zsm msz esq

    What was that after the china cabinet? It looked like blue and red kool-ade powder with beach balls on top.

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    1. Deartháir Avatar
      Deartháir

      That one baffled me as well, and my screen is too small to try and figure it out. Someone page tenbeers and tell him to take it to the giant wall of monitors I imagine to be in his Command Center. Remember Kevin Smith's lair in the latest Die Hard movie? I'm pretty sure that's what his place is like. We need him to embiggen it and tell us.

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      1. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
        mr. mzs zsm msz esq

        If it had been kool-ade, they missed an opportunity by not involving fire somehow. If you throw a handful on a campfire dressed in a dark robe during the right moment in a campfire story, it really makes the kids have trouble sleeping that night. Anyway that video was great, so was the other one mentioned with the LARPers!

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      2. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
        mr. mzs zsm msz esq

        >poof!<

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  7. Joe Dunlap Avatar
    Joe Dunlap

    Well…..
    I just moved to Portland this week…………Dear God, what have I done????

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  8. engineerd Avatar
    engineerd

    That was better than pretty much anything on MTV (very early in the morning, when they actually show music videos), and cost a fraction as much.
    I guess PBR and a knack for breaking shit trumps pretty much everything else.

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    1. Froggmann_ Avatar
      Froggmann_

      Music videos on MTV? Never…

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  9. Froggmann_ Avatar
    Froggmann_

    Lets see, A band of Murliee Martins, a station wagon, lots of stuff being pummeled into a fine mist and fire? Awesome is what this equates to. The music wasn't too bad either.

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  10. Deartháir Avatar
    Deartháir

    I have to agree on that one; hard to tell on my teensy iPhone screen, but that looked like a vintage Hammond. If so, that hurts my heart.

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  11. vwminispeedster Avatar
    vwminispeedster

    Prehistoric dog, sweet video. want to make a Thor's hammer out of a mini keg now.

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  12. SSurfer321 Avatar
    SSurfer321

    Portland. You needn't say more.

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  13. dead_elvis Avatar
    dead_elvis

    I hate milk.

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    1. Smells_Homeless Avatar
      Smells_Homeless

      So does Red Fang, apparently.

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    2. mdharrell Avatar
      mdharrell

      Fair enough, but Umpqua Dairy (see 3:40 in the video) makes really good ice cream.

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  14. vwminispeedster Avatar
    vwminispeedster

    I like that the check is from Maidoff Bank.

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  15. CptSevere Avatar
    CptSevere

    This might be the most inspirational thing I've seen in a long time. Buttheaded rock, PBR, beater cars and fucking shit up. I couldn't ask for anything more, other than a check for five grand, of course. One can only hope. These guys may be my latest heroes.

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  16. tiberiusẅisë Avatar
    tiberiusẅisë

    That's about as good as a video can get. Well, a video without boobs that is.

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  17. Black Steelies Avatar
    Black Steelies

    NEEDS MORE WULLET!!
    <img src="http://hooniverse.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wullet-1.png"&gt;

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  18. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
    FuzzyPlushroom

    I don't remember how I found these guys, but I'm surprised that I haven't gotten a speeding ticket thanks to 'em – this song in particular.
    It's been a while since I've intentionally hit things with my car, though. I'm with Carey… inspiration it is.

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