Hooniverse Asks- Who Has Had The Most Disappointing Racing Turn?


Now that Danika Patrick has had a couple of turns of the wheel in NASCAR, where things generally haven’t been going her way, she’s gotten all pouty about the whole thing. But there have been other drivers who have made even less auspicious debuts, and we want some suggestions as to the one that was the most floptastical.
Y’all remember Bill Elliott? While Awesome Bill from Dawsonville won the 1988 Winston Cup series, his performance since then would lead you to believe that was a fluke. Willy T Ribs? His temper helped kill his chances. How about Car and Driver’s Patrick Bedard’s crash at the 1984 Indianapolis 500? That was kind of his debut and swan song, all in one front straight-littering blaze of glory.
So, who has had a career misfire by going to another discipline, or just not living up to expectations?
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  1. Dr_Dangerously Avatar

    Anyone starting/moving into Nascar.
    It's like saying that you want to move from brain surgery to being a podiatrist in Wichita.
    For the excitement.

    1. Rockford_Brodie Avatar

      As a Wichita resident, I approve of this message.

    2. Feds_II Avatar

      I am a Footman for the Counteeeeeeeeee
      And I fry the bun-yonnnnnnnnnns
      Lookin for the fungus in the other toes

  2. engineerd Avatar

    NASCAR is difficult for most anyone to get into and be good at right off the bat. Over the coarse of the decades many open-wheelers have tried their hand at NASCAR…usually for the money.
    The most disappointing of these, to me, was Jacques Villeneuve. After a decent F1 career, Villeneuve went to the there'snothingstockabout'em Stock Car league and disappointed. His highest finish was 4th in the Nationwide series race at a track named after his dad, but in Nationwide and Sprint Cups he has seen more crashing than finishing.
    Another disappointing racing switch would be Boris Said. After being a ringer for NASCAR teams when they run road coarses, Said tried his hands in the best little series on the planet…V8 Supercars. He's only run two races, both in 2008. He raced at Phillips Island and finished 19th, and at Bathurst and DNFed due to a crash by his teammate. Then he went back to NASCAR. That is the disappointing part.

  3. smokyburnout Avatar

    It's a bit premature, but… USF1.

    1. BGW Avatar

      It's a bit premature, but… USF1.
      Nonsense. Falcon Kenny and Peter Windsor have assured us that, though there are some bumps in the road, everything will work out.
      <img src="http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9021/bddmpflesh53.jpg"&gt;

      1. skitter Avatar

        No loss, RedBull gives you wings.

      2. joshuman Avatar

        I was going to mention them. Even Campos seems to have their act together. We have not heard anything from USF1 in a few weeks. They were supposed to have a car on track earlier this month.

        1. engineerd Avatar

          Uh…Campos almost went bankrupt and Ecclestone had to pull strings to find them an angel investor.
          http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/
          USF1 is still struggling and is trying to get FIA to allow them to miss the first 4 races and they would begin in Barcelona.
          http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/21/sports/autoraci

          1. joshuman Avatar

            Yes, I see names like Geoff Willis and Collin Kolles and think they might have a chance at getting on the track. Bernie's influence is not to be underestimated.

      3. SeanKHotay Avatar
        SeanKHotay

        Are we even sure Widsor’s still on board WTF1, sorry, USF1?
        I hear Falcon Kenny is a big part of the problem, can’t delegate fer a carbon-based sheet….

      4. SeanKHotay Avatar
        SeanKHotay

        Are we even sure Windsor’s still on board WTF1, sorry, USF1?
        I hear Falcon Kenny is a big part of the problem, can’t delegate fer a carbon-based sheet….

  4. SeanKHotay Avatar
    SeanKHotay

    Xuey in a Ferrari, Take II: Ow, that pain in my neck isn’t a gay vampire.
    More disappointing than Fisi in a Ferrari? Worse than SeaBass in a Toro Rosso-tastes-like-ass surely…

  5. Alff Avatar

    Mario Andretti's first foray into F1 was pretty disappointing. In his inaugural season, three races, three DNFs.

  6. Kogashiwa Avatar

    Pretty much any Superbike rider going into MotoGP. Not a one of them has lived up to the hype.
    I have some hope for Spies though.

    1. rocketrodeo Avatar

      Except for Kenny Roberts, Freddie Spencer, Eddie Lawson, Wayne Gardner, Wayne Rainey, and Kevin Schwantz … The US totally OWNED GP from the late 1970s to the early 1990s. And Nicky Hayden did, if you remember, actually win a championship. Other than Vale, who HAS lived up to the hype since King Kenny?
      And yes, Ben Spies looks like he has as good a chance as anyone who isn't Rossi.

  7. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

    I think the more interesting question regarding Danica Patrick and NASCAR is what current NASCAR driver has a more attractive ass. The answer to which is "none".

    1. skaycøg Avatar

      Jimmy Johnson has the most attractive ass!

      1. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

        You know, now that you mention it, he does kinda… uh….. nevermind.

      2. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

        Is that why I've always been rooting for him?

  8. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/2001DaleSrCrash.jpg"&gt;
    I'd say this was a pretty disappointing turn.

    1. smokyburnout Avatar

      Dale actually did make his Grand-Am racing debut a few weeks before his death, but that doesn't answer this question either because it was hardly a dissappointing debut (2nd in class, 4th overall).
      <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v648/smokyburnout/9ed13a64.jpg"&gt;

      1. BGW Avatar

        As a road-racing snob, it's fun to make fun of NASCAR drivers, but he could hold his own with the road-racing crowd. And I've heard from more than one person that GM might not have been so eager to fund the Corvette Racing program had he not spoken so enthusiastically of it.
        His son, on the other hand…
        <img src="http://www.nsxfiles.com/images4/july04_fire.jpg"&gt;

      2. Eggwich Avatar

        damn that vette looks good.

  9. smalleyxb122 Avatar

    I will withhold comment until after my April debut at the 24 hours of LeMons.
    Then again, even a shitty LeMons debut is going to be awesome.

  10. engineerd Avatar

    NASCAR is difficult for most anyone to get into and be good at right off the bat. Over the coarse of the decades many open-wheelers have tried their hand at NASCAR…usually for the money.
    The most disappointing of these, to me, was Jacques Villeneuve. After a decent F1 career, Villeneuve went to the there'snothingstockabout'em Stock Car league and disappointed. His highest finish was 4th in the Nationwide series race at a track named after his dad, but in Nationwide and Sprint Cups he has seen more crashing than finishing.
    Another disappointing racing switch would be Boris Said. After being a ringer for NASCAR teams when they run road coarses, Said tried his hands in the best little series on the planet…V8 Supercars. He's only run two races, both in 2008. He raced at Phillips Island and finished 19th, and at Bathurst and DNFed due to a crash by his teammate. Then he went back to NASCAR. That is the disappointing part.

    1. BGW Avatar

      Jesus Vileenough's problem is that he's always bought into his own hype. He only reluctantly tested during his CART and F1 career. When he had the best car in the field (CART 1995, F1 1997), that worked out OK. When he actually had to work at it…not so much.
      Or maybe I just don't like him because, when I almost knocked all 3-foot-7 of him over in the paddock at the Toronto Indy 1995, he called me a motherfucker. Either way.

    2. scroggzilla Avatar

      I don't know. Mario Andretti seemed to do pretty well in stock cars (Daytona 500 winner 1967), as did Dan Gurney (5 career wins in 17 starts).
      <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3640/3386402010_af51f274ab_o.jpg"&gt;
      <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2591/3948656506_158d4e5d82.jpg"&gt;

      1. engineerd Avatar

        They are more the exception than the rule. Juan Pablo Montoya is just now hitting his stride in NASCAR, but he's been in it for several years.
        Also, don't forget AJ Foyt. He only took 10 races to get a NASCAR win, and won the 1972 Daytona 500.

      2. Alff Avatar

        I'd have to call Super Mario's results in Grand National mixed. He won Daytona in his second race. It was his only top 5 finish of a mere 14 starts.

        1. blueplate Avatar

          The last time I watched Super Mario in a race, I believe his brother passed him up in the early going. A crash into a huge, spinning mushroom took out his car as well as a blond-haired princess that was close behind him.

          1. Alff Avatar

            It's that darn Rainbow Road. That course has always belonged to Jeff Gordon.

          2. Eggwich Avatar

            Peach is good, too.

      3. Mad_Hungarian Avatar

        wait a sec, those look like real cars, I mean they have door handles and everything. Now where would somebody get the lame brained idea to run stock cars in a stock car race!

        1. smokyburnout Avatar

          Key phrase is "look like". That #11 Fairlane, which Mario Andretti drove to the 1967 Daytona 500 victory, is in a museum today. But it looks like this:
          <img src="http://www.modelroundup.com/images/y-7295.jpg"&gt;
          …because it was a tube-frame silhouette car just like today's NASCAR racers, and at some point they slapped a Mercury Cyclone body on it.
          ” target=”_blank”>http://www.stockcarracing.com/thehistoryof/11438_darrell_waltrip_1971_mercury_cyclone/index.html

    3. Eggwich Avatar

      dang dude, you know your racing. Boris Said is a good driver.

      1. engineerd Avatar

        Boris is the man! The only time I cheered for a Hendrick car was when Boris was driving it. I knew he had spent a little time in V8 Supercars, but had to look up when and where. Now I need to find that Bathurst race.

  11. ptschett Avatar

    I'd say Dave Blaney. I remember him having so much success in the World of Outlaws sprint cars when I was a kid, and while I'm sure the money's better in Winston NextelSprint Cup, he's had just one win in the national NASCAR series in 10 years and that was in the Busch series. (Meanwhile he's in the news today because his car from yesterday's race is going through a detailed technical inspection by NASCAR and might not be back in their hands before the next race.)

    1. smokyburnout Avatar

      Meanwhile he's in the news today because his car from yesterday's race is going through a detailed technical inspection by NASCAR and might not be back in the team's hands before the next race, and it's that team's only fully-race-ready car.
      You can't get your car on TV by leading the race during the first pit stop cycle, then bring the car into garage and park it with 80% of the race left because you didn't even bring a pit crew to the track and not expect NASCAR to be pissed at you.
      Wow, that was quite a run-on sentence.

      1. ptschett Avatar

        Yeah don't even get me going on start-and-park. Striving to start the race just to intentionally finish last place shouldn't be a paying proposition IMO.

  12. Eggwich Avatar

    My name is eggwich and I am going off-topic.
    If driving in NASCAR is sooooo easy, we should all do it. They earn a shit ton of money. And yes, I said "earn" not make. You fly around a track at 180 with Dale Jr. next to you and see how long you live. (I'm not saying other racers don't risk their lives any less, I'm just saying anyone getting on any track; road course, dirt track, or Talladega, has my respect.)

  13. rocketrodeo Avatar

    Anyone remember Patrick Bedard's debut at Indianapolis? That was the most horrific crash I've EVER seen.