Ducati Scrambler Desert Sled

Hooniverse Asks: What’s your dream motorcycle?

I don’t need a bike. Nor do I have the gear, license, or training required to ride one. But that doesn’t mean I don’t daydream about owning one. In fact, I know exactly which new bike I’d buy were I on the hunt for such a thing. The Ducati Scrambler Desert Sled speaks to me.

Paint it dark green. Black out all of the red trim pieces. Maybe add a dash of bronze to the wheels. From there, I’d add the appropriate gear and pretend that I’m Chris Pratt in Jurassic World running with a flock of Velociraptors.

Ignore that last bit. That’s for me. That’s private.

For those of you who do ride, what bike are you currently eyeballing or at least dreaming about when you should be working? For those of you that do not ride, if you ever thought about dipping your toes into two-wheeled waters, which bike would bring you into the mix?

I know that you should never start with a new bike as your first bike. Years bike, I was chatting with former Jalopnik moto dude turned adventure all star Wes Siler, and he said the best first bike is a cheap used one. That’s because you’re going to drop it. Repeatedly. Breaking off freshly baked bike bits would be painful. Learning on an aged machine though, while still painful is far less so.

Despite knowing that, I still would love to have a Ducati Scrambler tucked away in my garage. It has the attitude and aesthetic I want from a motorcycle. I harbor no desires of going fast on a sport bike. There’s zero need to cruise around on an oversized Harley or Honda. The Scrambler sits in a sweet spot for me… even if I have no real plans of ever venturing there.

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11 responses to “Hooniverse Asks: What’s your dream motorcycle?”

  1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar

    Maybe I’m getting jaded in my old age, but lately, I’ve lost my infatuation with most of the “dream bikes” I’ve lusted over in the past. The bikes that would
    actually fit my lifestyle—that I would buy and actually enjoy riding regularly—are nothing especially visceral, and the exotic stuff that gets me hot and bothered would end up being frustrating to own or a garage queen. A lot of the attainable dreams I’ve already owned, and even though it has three wheels, my Spyder RS-S is remains a near-perfect match for how and where I ride. The only bike I still daydream about regularly never progressed past the drawing board. With Bultakenstein, I’m still hoping to partially rectify that in some small measure, someday.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a788e5881bde3fd4bc4056c70fb812a746f3c3169c480118e056cb820da982c.gif

  2. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    I think I’d be pretty happy on a Suzuki V-strom 650.

  3. smalleyxb122 Avatar
    smalleyxb122

    Norton Commando 961. It’s not even close.
    https://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/jpg/201307/2013-norton-commando-961–6.jpg

  4. neight428 Avatar
    neight428

    It changes frequently, but currently…

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b7958f60a366286ed4f0e3f2a4f44a894538a81343c90a3b5a205af43ebbae46.jpg

    Sadly, until effective automation makes it virtually impossible for other motor vehicles to collide with a motorcycle, my ownership thereof will likely stay in dreamland.

    1. Zentropy Avatar
      Zentropy

      Exactly why I stopped riding completely. It’s not a lack of desire to own a motorcycle or the ability to drive it safely, but the other guy. If some idiot texting behind the wheel hits me in my car, chances are I come out unscathed but pissed. If I’m on a motorcycle, I might be dead (and possibly pissed, if the chatter about an afterlife has any merit).

      1. neight428 Avatar
        neight428

        I’ll modify what I said on the other thread, if I won the powerball, I’d buy a bunch of otherwise useless land and make my own private Nordschleife and then spend my time swapping Hellcat engines into everything in the garage in between laps on motorcycles. You guys could come too if you took turns cutting the grass and whatnot.

  5. Windbüchse Avatar
    Windbüchse

    Krauser Domani. Something my son and I could rip up Angeles Crest on….
    https://cdn.motor1.com/images/mgl/ZeO6N/s4/krauser-domani.jpg

  6. Manxman Avatar

    Pretty much any bike I don’t currently own.

  7. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    My dream bike is a modern production Brougham Superior…. the remake of the bike Lawrence of Arabia died on.
    http://www.broughsuperiormotorcycles.com/news.html

    I saw one at a show in the U.K a few years back and I can’t get it out of my mind. Personally I prefer the black tank to the polished one, but that’s a matter of taste.

    As soon as I have $60K to blow, I’m going to have one too.