Hooniverse Asks- What's the Douchiest Car?

One bag, two bag, three bag, douche!
One bag, two bag, three bag, douche!

Yesterday, we asked which car you’d be most embarrassed to be seen in. One type of individual who is rarely embarrassed by appearances, but likely should be, is the douchebag.
We all know at least one, hell you might have one in the family- and most of them drive a car or truck that reflects their doucheotomy.
We’re wondering, which of those vehicles is the douchiest of them all? Oh sure, the easy answer is some sort of BMW, as that seems to be the most common form of doucheportation, but is it the most representative of the breed? It may be the most prevalent due to its steep depreciation and lack of readily identifiable model year changes, making a cheap six-year old one seem indistinguishable from new parked out in front of the frat house. Rich douches have a plethora of douchemobiles from which to choose- Maseratis, Aston Martins (that little prick ‘E’ on Entourage drives a DB) and, of course Mercedes.
So, with that in mind, which is the car you’d least like to see arrive for a blind date with your sister?
Image sources: [Ultimatedouchebagmachine, ebaumsworld]

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  1. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    In terms of douchiness, any 911 shy of a GT_ or Turbo > Cayman.

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