Hooniverse Asks: What Car Model Represents the Worst Case of "What Were They Thinking?"

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Very few cars today represent the laser-like vision of a single, inspired individual. There aren’t that many Shelby Cobras, DeTomaso Panteras, or DeLorean DMC-12s being introduced any more. Most cars these days suffer from committee-design and while it’s generally believed that two heads are better than one, sometimes not even a consensus can stop a goofy design from getting through.
Maybe it’s styling that’s less wistful and more WTF?, or perhaps it’s a feature that lacks even a modicum of common sense. That’s what we’re interested in today: your opinion on what has been the worst cases of what were they thinking auto industry designs.
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122 responses to “Hooniverse Asks: What Car Model Represents the Worst Case of "What Were They Thinking?"”

  1. pj134 Avatar
    pj134

    http://roa.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/47/1280×720/546b4c57edad2_-_pontiacaztekpr-0oj4pn-lg.jpg
    I can forgive a lot of things. Using the u platform for an active lifestyle vehicle is not one of them.

    1. NevynPA Avatar
      NevynPA

      See, that sounds like a legitimate complaint to me. I don’t know/haven’t read about what platform it was built on, but that’s a much more credible reason to dislike than “it’s ugly.” It was/is a bit of that, but now there are so many ‘crossovers’ with fairly similar styling that the only thing that it really was back when it was launched was just that it was ahead of its time.

      1. pj134 Avatar
        pj134

        To summarize it quickly, the U body.
        http://srv2.betterparts.org/images/pontiac-trans-sport-12.jpg

        1. NevynPA Avatar
          NevynPA

          Ew, they underpinned them with the platform from THAT piece of space trash GM decided to pick up and stick wheels on? That’s completely the wrong place to start.

          1. pj134 Avatar
            pj134

            The U body was their general minivan platform for a long time.

        2. Mallomar Avatar
          Mallomar

          To be fair, that’s the 1st generation “acre of dashboard” U, the Aztek was based on the 2nd U, which actually lives on in China as the Buick GL8.

          1. pj134 Avatar
            pj134

            I’ve driven Lumina APVs, Trans Sports, Saturn Relays, Chevy Uplanders, Buick Rendezvous and no iteration of the u body sold in the US was any bit good.

          2. Mallomar Avatar
            Mallomar

            This is true, though I don’t think they were much good anywhere. As I recall, the Opel Sintra’s steering wheel fell off when EuroNCAP crash tested it.

          3. Sjalabais Avatar
            Sjalabais

            That’s a car with a very short run in Jurop – they took it off the market after the ridiculous crash test results. One would think they had tried this “at home” first!?

    2. tonyola Avatar
      tonyola

      The original Aztec was even worse. The pictured car above is actually the facelifted version with most of the acres of dark grey Rubbermaid cladding peeled off or painted body color.

      1. pj134 Avatar
        pj134

        I don’t even really mind the styling. Weird is fine in my book. I just don’t want a lifted minivan unless it’s a real lifted minivan.

        View post on imgur.com

        1. Alff Avatar
          Alff

          I passed one of these (non-lifted) on the road yesterday. I occurred to me that this was less minivan and more the original crossover.

          1. pj134 Avatar
            pj134

            I think this would also be a competitor for that crown.
            http://images.gtcarlot.com/gtgallery/29892412-640.jpg

          2. mzszsm Avatar
            mzszsm

            If it crossed van and flying-pig? https://youtu.be/6BJhyS7X2zk

        2. HoondavanDude Avatar
          HoondavanDude

          I’m guessing this isn’t just a lift, but the body was placed on a difference chasis. Maybe an Explorer or Navajo? I’ve toyed with the idea of picking one up as a cheap beach truck…but they’ve pretty much disappeared from the road.
          My parents bought one new (nonlifted) back in the 90’s and liked it so much they replaced it with another new one a few years later. They had basically the same space as a minivan, but had better ground clearance and 4WD. The conventional doors (instead of sliding was also kind of nice.

          1. pj134 Avatar
            pj134

            From what I found the dude made a custom lift kit for it. It’s pretty much the same process as getting an XJ in the air without the aftermarket support.

  2. Mallomar Avatar
    Mallomar

    “We’re done with that tall hatchback you wanted”
    “I wanted a wagon!”
    “Ok, just a sec….there”
    http://static.classistatic.de/imagegallery/ssangyong/rodius/ssangyong-rodius-say_rod_05_gs_1.jpg

  3. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    I’m still convinced that this is a joke that got carried WAAAY to far.
    http://images.thecarconnection.com/lrg/2011-nissan-murano-crosscabriolet_100330088_l.jpg
    Also, Murano just sounds too close to moron.

    1. engineerd Avatar
      engineerd

      Here’s my thinking on the CrossCabriolet: yeah, it’s not a very good looking car BUT it’s unique. It’s daring, even. Nobody else is doing a convertible coupe version of a crossover. In a world where we too often complain of too many cars looking too alike, it stands out.
      I predict the Hooniversians of 30 years from now will be revering it as we do the AMC Eagle.

      1. GTXcellent Avatar
        GTXcellent

        I’ve always thought the same thing. It is a modern day Eagle in how different it is and they way the “internet” loves them some Eagles, Subaru Brats or anything else weird why not show a little love?

      2. Tanshanomi Avatar

        100% agreement. It’s got very odd-looking proportions and the residual C-pillar stubs make the project look a bit phoned-in, but I don’t find it hideous. My biggest criticism is that—like many other low-volume “image” variants—it was way overpriced.
        As I alluded to in a comment yesterday, I have recommended this car. My insurance agent (a suburban recent grandma, 45-50, non-athletic build) shared that she really wanted a convertible, but only as a fun second car because didn’t want to give up the raised seating position of the (gas-sucking) F150 SuperCrew she commuted in. I suggested she look a the CrossCabriolet. She said she’d never heard of it, despite writing auto policies all day! She checked out a lightly used one from CarMax, bought it, and absolutely loves it.

      3. Alff Avatar
        Alff

        In that context, the answer to today’s question may be “none”, and it is we who fail by not appreciating the spark of genius that lies behind every model of automobile.
        On second thought…
        http://www.motorward.com/wp-content/images/2013/10/lancia-thesis.jpg

      4. Tiller188 Avatar
        Tiller188

        I came here to post this, but I have to admit, that’s a good point about its uniqueness — we of the Hooniversariat, if anyone, should probably appreciate this car purely for its oddness, as we do so many of its spiritual forebears.
        That being said, there are very few other cars that generate quite this level of “….why??” for me, and I feel like this may very well be unique for a reason. I can see the occasional case where it’s just the thing, though (Tanshanomi’s example).

        1. engineerd Avatar
          engineerd

          I forgot about that…

    2. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      I’ve got a neighbor whose has hacked the roof off of a Disco and fitted a roll cage in its place. Looks worlds better than the CrossCab, and just required a beater Disco and careful application of a sawzall.

  4. Mallomar Avatar
    Mallomar

    “We’re done with that tall fastback you wanted”
    “I wanted a wagon!”
    “Ok, just a sec….there”

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      Curiously, if you look at a photo of the Rodius and the Aztek above, you can see that their designers must have been smoking from the same bad batch.

      1. Rover 1 Avatar
        Rover 1

        That is the sporty one, with alloys, The R-Odius. The standard Odius is even more aptly named.

    2. Third Pedal Girl Avatar
      Third Pedal Girl

      Wait, that’s a real car and not some internet forum dweller’s idea of a bad meme?

      1. Mallomar Avatar
        Mallomar

        Yup. Good VFM for that sort of thing, some of their models had Mercedes motors too. Shame about the looks. The new one’s aren’t quite as repellent: http://www.ssangyonggb.co.uk/

    3. dr zero Avatar
      dr zero

      Using a Ssangyong is cheating!

      1. Vairship Avatar
        Vairship

        Nope, cheating would be:
        http://www.mitsuoka-motor.com/global/lineup/
        Seriously, every car they’ve EVER made was/is an ugly mess unless the styling was an exact duplicate of someone else’s design (Lotus 7, Porsche Speedster).

  5. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    The first generation Cadillac Seville was a decent car considering that it was a parts bin special – it also wasn’t bad looking in its own boxy way. Something weird happened with the second generation that destroyed whatever Euro-competing cred the previous car had…

    1. smalleyxb122 Avatar
      smalleyxb122

      For every model that gets screwed up by committee, there are countless one-offs that show a that a singular vision isn’t the answer, either.

    2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      Oddly that rear vent piece reminds me of the new Ford GT…

    3. Bryce Womeldurf Avatar

      Maybe I’m weird (maybe?), but I kind of liked this. I just think they chose the wrong color for it. A cooler, darker color would have looked awesome on it. In red, it’s just too loud. Loud color and loud design. I’ll admit that I’m a Castriota fan, though.

      1. engineerd Avatar
        engineerd

        I’m generally a Castriota fan, as well. However, the design of this thing left me cold. It’s too busy in some respects and then other areas (like the front end) look phoned in.

        1. Bryce Womeldurf Avatar

          Yeah, I agree about the front. The back is pretty interesting. I didn’t really like the car much until I messed around with in a videogame. I think I got it as a gift car in Forza 4 and started trying out colors and wheels on it. The factory wheels are probably what I like the least.

  6. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    Let’s take the already terrible Caliber, ugly it up some more, throw on a 7 slot grill and mark up the price. A Jeep with 2 wheel drive and a CVT, sure it’ll sell like hot-cakes…
    http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/2007-jeep-compass-sport_100032010_m.jpg

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      I see far too many of these things on the road. They sold, but I’m still not sure why.

      1. Citric Avatar
        Citric

        Dealer incentives were high on this one

    2. pj134 Avatar
      pj134

      Don’t forget that they liked this decision so much they did it twice.
      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Jeep_Patriot.jpg

      1. Drives Dead Marques Avatar
        Drives Dead Marques

        The Patriot at least looks more like a Jeep. That other bulbous thing does not.

      2. Brendan A. MacWade Avatar
        Brendan A. MacWade

        The XJ purists actually give this a pass, and shower their hate on the BU Renegade and KL Cherokee.

  7. Kiefmo Avatar
    Kiefmo

    Unlike the ‘vert question, the ringer answers were nabbed up right away, so I’m going to pick on my favorite manufacturer for a moment.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/00-02_Honda_Passport.jpg
    Honda. I know you wanted in on the SUV craze, but rebadging Isuzus was not the way to go about it. At all. The Passport and SLX were the antithesis of everything Honda was in the early 90s. I can almost forgive the Honda Crosstour because you had to pretend the relationship with Rover was symbiotic, not host/parasite, but it boils down to the fact that you simply didn’t need an SUV in your lineup.
    http://www.thesupercars.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Acura-SLX-.jpg
    The very thought of an SUV still remains un-Honda to me, as I cannot really get behind the Passport or the CR-V, popular and objectively good as they may be.
    Honda, what were you thinking?

    1. Eric Rucker Avatar

      At least it’s not what the UK got when Honda decided they needed to badge engineer themselves some SUVs.
      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/1994_Honda_Crossroad_%288627437970%29.jpg/627px-1994_Honda_Crossroad_%288627437970%29.jpg
      Yes, that’s a Land Rover Discovery.

      1. Kiefmo Avatar
        Kiefmo

        I mentioned the Crossroad/Disco (second paragraph), though before now I thought it had been Japan-only.

        1. Eric Rucker Avatar

          At least I’m pretty sure they were available in the UK. Wikipedia says they were sold in New Zealand at the very least…

      2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
        Jeff Glucker

        WUT?!
        Is this a real thing?!

      3. Nick Avatar
        Nick

        I don’t know why… but I find this hot.

  8. engineerd Avatar
    engineerd

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/2008-2010_BMW_X6_%28E71%29_xDrive35d_wagon_%282011-11-04%29.jpg/1920px-2008-2010_BMW_X6_%28E71%29_xDrive35d_wagon_%282011-11-04%29.jpg
    It’s a crossover sedan version of a coupe version of a sedan. Or, as BMW calls it, a Sport Activity Crossover…or SAC.

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      It’s a SACk of something, all right.

    2. tonyola Avatar
      tonyola

      It’s hard to appreciate just how big this thing is from a photograph. I saw one parked next to a Lexus RX not long back and the BMW made the Japanese SUV look downright dainty by comparison.

    3. Third Pedal Girl Avatar
      Third Pedal Girl

      My kid calls these Fartmobiles.

    4. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      This should be on the tombstone for the Ultimate Driving Machine portion of BMW’s history…

      1. engineerd Avatar
        engineerd

        I hope not, but you may be sadly right.

    5. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      Copypaste from my FB:
      Sorry for the poor pic- spotted by the MB plant in Alabama. GLC AMG.
      We sped up beside and saw he was driving a RHD model. He pulled behind
      for about a quarter mile then blasted by us in the left lane sounding
      like a monster. We were laughing too hard to get a good pic.
      https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/p480x480/11815828_10153570155012853_1496064814_n.jpg?oh=f8d833c35556a96d5a6c63e44d497f2e&oe=55D8FE92

    6. moe Avatar
      moe

      It should be a Sport Utility Crossover. The BMW SUC(k).

  9. Drives Dead Marques Avatar
    Drives Dead Marques

    With all the other easy picks taken, I will say Suzuki X90. Take the already cute Sidekick, try and cute it up even more, take out some seats, and make it less practical by making it a removable roof instead of a soft top. There, we’ll sell millions! At least it will make a good Red Bull advertising vehicle.

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      Yes, but the X90 is the automotive equivalent of a stuffed animal; it exists for me to *LOVE* it!

      1. Drives Dead Marques Avatar
        Drives Dead Marques

        But you can only love it with one other person. And if it’s nice and sunny in the morning, but rains in the afternoon, you’ll probably get wet. I do agree, it is a cutie.

    2. pj134 Avatar
      pj134

      I think this is brilliant though.
      http://i.imgur.com/yfIIoL2.jpg

  10. PotbellyJoe★★★★★ Avatar
    PotbellyJoe★★★★★

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/96-97_Ford_Taurus_.jpg
    I’ve read Mary Walton’s Car and I still can’t figure out what they were thinking.

    1. Third Pedal Girl Avatar
      Third Pedal Girl

      F.unky O.val R.iding D.evice

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      Yeah, but it’s sharp!

    2. tonyola Avatar
      tonyola

      And of course in those dark days of obligatory badge engineering, there was a Mercury version.

    3. engineerd Avatar
      engineerd

      I always thought this car needed pop up headlights. Although, then it would just be a more reliable version of this:
      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Joes8Coupe.jpg

      1. tonyola Avatar
        tonyola

        Supposedly hidden headlights were originally planned for the EXP/LN7 but were cancelled due to cost.

        1. Tiller188 Avatar
          Tiller188

          Y’know, that front end makes so much more sense if I see it as a pair of pop-ups that then got permanently faired-in. I never thought it was a bad look, really (kinda cool in its unusualness), but I never really understood how it came about…

    4. Tanshanomi Avatar

      Damn, my first thought as well.

  11. mr smee Avatar
    mr smee

    And yet the Aztec is basically the model for all the CUVs out there today.

    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      “BULLSHIT!”
      -AMC Eagle

    2. Citric Avatar
      Citric

      Actually, I’ll dispute that, the Lexus RX had a much more fundamental influence on the packaging and design of crossovers than the Aztek, and predates it by a couple years.

  12. Tanshanomi Avatar

    The Tuesday answer: Honda DN-01. A 700cc V-twin with cruiser ergonomics, racer bodywork, a fully hydraulic automatic trans, performance of a scooter half its size and weight, and a $14.5K price tag. Gee, and you say it didn’t sell?
    http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autobloggreen.com/media/2009/01/dn-1_us_3.jpg

    1. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      I’d forgotten these existed. Probably because I’ve seen exactly 2, in dealerships – never in the wild.

  13. Citric Avatar
    Citric

    Alright, in this case we know what happened: A Chrysler exec misheard a GM one at a cocktail party and assumed the entire company was downsizing, so decided to do a crash downsizing of their own. What we don’t know is why the rest of the company went “yes, we should do a crash redesign, waste millions of dollars and possibly piss away a competitive advantage based on something a person who was probably drunk thinks he heard.”
    http://www.imagenesygraficos.com/fondos-escritorio/data/media/31/1962-dodge-dart-440-coupe-frt.jpg

  14. Tanshanomi Avatar

    Let’s turn the Omnirizon Chargismo into a FWD, car-based pick-up for no apparent reason…other than one of the boss’s poker buddies happened to suggest it.
    http://clunkbucket.com/wp-content/gallery/dodge-on-the-rampage/dodge-rampage-6.jpg

    1. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      I was able to point out on the highway on our trip this summer.
      He asked if there was ever a Shelby version.

      1. kogashiwa Avatar
        kogashiwa

        Had a friend in college whose dream was to build a Shelby Rampage. I wonder if he ever did.

          1. kogashiwa Avatar
            kogashiwa

            I had no idea. We, erm, he always thought it was just something that ought to have happened and never did. Those must be very few.

          2. Tanshanomi Avatar

            I believe 218 was the total number made. They were only sold in SoCal dealerships, hence the “California Shelby Rampage” name.
            Although I actually think the more plebeian model’s fascia works better on the trucklet.

    2. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      This one’s entirely new to me. It looks so miserable…did they sell it in Australia, too?

      1. Tanshanomi Avatar

        I would strongly doubt it. They only manufactured 40,965 of them.

      2. Rover 1 Avatar
        Rover 1

        No.

  15. Krautwursten Avatar
    Krautwursten

    “Hey Jeff, why don’t we cash in on the beginning epidemic of retiring boomers with a retro styled pickup truck that’ll remind old folks of their childhood days on the farm?” – “But what’s stopping them from buying an actual old pickup truck?” – “Here’s our selling point: It’s gonna be a 4800 lbs convertible on the Buick Rainier and Oldsmobile Bravada platform (the what?), and before we ‘invest’ into dropping an LS into it, let’s try smuggling our Vortec into peoples’ garages!” – “Brilliant!”

    1. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      This may be the winner.

    2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      god that thing’s a heap of shit…

    3. Citric Avatar
      Citric

      That platform was a fountain of weird decision making. Why did they make a Saab out of it? And an Isuzu? Why did they try to recreate the Studebaker Wagonaire?

      1. P161911 Avatar
        P161911

        I remember when those came out I was working in the automotive aftermarket. I was sure that the project small Cadillac SUV, later known as the 1st Gen SRX was going to be on that platform. Nope, the SRX was a jacked up CTS wagon. Also, the 4.2L I-6 was a great engine and went in absolutely nothing else.

  16. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    I’m going to go for this engineering wonder from Russia, yesterday’s Crapshoot nomination:
    http://img7.autonavigator.ru/picscarsnew/1001/3446/21_TagAZ_Aquila.jpg
    http://img7.autonavigator.ru/picscarsnew/1001/3446/74_TagAZ_Aquila.jpg

  17. Tomsk Avatar
    Tomsk

    Lincoln-Mercury Product Planner #1: “Hey, you know how the F-150 is the best selling vehicle in the country?”
    Lincoln-Mercury Product Planner #2: “Yeah…”
    L-MPP1: “Why aren’t we doing our own take on it?”
    L-MPP2: “You mean like the Canadian-spec Mercury pickups from back in the day?”
    L-MPP1: “No, a Lincoln pickup!”
    L-MPP2: “I don’t know, man. How would we differentiate it from the F-150, besides a Navigator nose and a fancy interior?”
    L-MPP1: “Glad you asked! I’m thinking make it a 2WD crew-cab only, with a composite cargo bed done up to look like wood on the outside, with carpeting and stainless steel trim on the inside.”
    L-MPP2: “Carpet? Won’t that get wet or dirty being out in the open?”
    L-MPP1: “Indeed, which is why the bed would be topped by a power-operated hard tonneau cover that flows down between – wait for it – side-hinged half doors instead of a tailgate!”
    L-MPP2: “Eh…I’m not feeling it…”
    L-MPP1: “We could get home-run king and paragon of athletic integrity Mark McGwire to help launch it…”
    L-MPP2: “LET’S DO IT!”
    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/tgl17mkinjm16la6cjjl.jpg

    1. Citric Avatar
      Citric

      I love the Blackwood and it makes me happy every time I see one on the road. Possibly because it’s the weirdest idea.

      1. Tanshanomi Avatar

        I see one street-parked near where I work every so often. It always makes me smile, too.

        1. Guest Avatar
          Guest

          Also saw one parked the other day.

          I also smiled.

      2. P161911 Avatar
        P161911

        My uncle has one. I think depreciation has hit them harder than the F-150s.

      3. Vairship Avatar
        Vairship

        And is it THAT much different from today’s $60K Ford F-150s?

  18. DiCE Avatar
    DiCE

    But what about the Mercury Mistake… I mean Mystique

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      It is the anticar! Look how every single proportion is as unmodern as it gets with today’s eyes:
      Tiny wheels.
      Massive glasshouse.
      Sedan shape as drawn by three year old.
      Straight front lights/radiator bereft of any wild sport references.
      Not one sharp line anywhere.
      I want to hug it.

      1. Frank T. Cat Avatar
        Frank T. Cat

        Careful how hard you hug it, the incredibly fragile wiring harness insulation will probably crumble away in your arms and catch the car on fire.

    2. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      Not sure I follow – the Mystique, Contour, and Mondeo were all pretty good cars – the general consensus was they were quite entertaining to drive, and the early ones (before the decontenting started) were genuinely nice. Now, the tight back seat and difficult maintenance were issues, but those sort of issues are hardly uncommon.

  19. Citric Avatar
    Citric

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/2008_Scion_xB.jpg
    The first generation Scion xB was a weird but fun little car with a really distinctive look that got a niche market and a pretty devoted little following. So why did Toyota decide to take away everything anyone liked about it for the second gen?

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Toyota is a bit like GM: They are successful despite doing what they do. Just look at the controversial ugliness they are applying to car fascias today…I’m convinced they could sell more if their cars were more…decent looking.

      1. Tomsk Avatar
        Tomsk

        The current Toyota/Lexus styling language has at least one famous fan.
        http://www.heyuguys.com/images/2014/06/Predator-Face.jpg

        1. Sjalabais Avatar
          Sjalabais

          …and that’s the thing: He should be driving BMW and honking frenetically at regular traffic. What has the world come to?

  20. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    Cimmaronavalier?

    1. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      …huh. Now that you’ve posted that, I can’t figure out how it took so long for someone to put it up. Good call.

  21. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    The AMC Ambassador SST limousine. It failed to turn the company around.
    http://www.rokemneedlearts.com/carsindepth/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/AmbassadorLimo2-500×289.jpg

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      You need a logical reason for that vehicle to exist? It’s a freakin’ awesomeness amplifier.

      1. Batshitbox Avatar
        Batshitbox

        Family I knew growing up had one. Taking it to AMC meets proved even AMC nuts didn’t want them.

  22. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    What, are Studebaker’s too pedestrian for you? Here, we’ll write “Packard” across the front of this Golden Hawk. Classy enough yet? Aw c’mon…
    https://tstotips.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/gil.gif
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Packard_Hawk.jpg

  23. Bryce Womeldurf Avatar

    The most recent case I’ve seen is the BMW 435i Gran Coupe.
    BMW: “Hey, let’s confuse everyone by making the 3 series a 4 door and the 4 series a 2 door.”
    A short while later…
    BMW: “They’re starting to figure our model lineup out, better add a 4 door barely-hatch version to the 4 series to keep them confused.”
    What?… Why?… It seems like a needless option. The 3 series looked better to begin with. It’s a 3 series that’s put on some weight in the back.
    http://www.bimmerfest.com/images/2014/4gc-3s-side-profile.jpg

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      The product planner that approved all of BMW’s bustlebutt sedanhatches probably has Sir Mix-A-Lot stuck in his head all damned day.