Hooniversal Moustache Association Roundup!

That's quite the impressive moustache... you know... for a girl.

Well I’m quite pleased at the participation level in the Hooniversal Moustache Association, but we still have a long way to go as far as fundraising goes.

The results have been pretty good. We’ve raised $285 so far, but most of that has been as a result of I♡Stiggie going nuts for the cause. That’s right, folks, all nine of us men in the Movember campaign are getting our butts kicked by a girl. Not only that, but as you can see by the photo above, she’s also currently got the best moustache.
Or does she? It’s time to pony up and show the world. Let’s see your Movember moustaches so far! Show us how close you are to being the world’s next Tom Selleck. You can either post them in the comments below, or submit them to me at dearthair@hooniverse.com. Either way, I’ll update this post to share all the photos.
Not a member of the Hooniversal Moustache Association, but still joining in on the Movember effort? That’s fine! Post your photo, or email it along, we’re all working towards the same great cause.


  1. I'm one of the only people here in Tombstone who doesn't sport a period 'stache or muttonchops or whatever. You'd think a bunch of '70's porn stars lived here. Sorry to non-participate, in my case a moustache is a proven birth-control technique.

      1. Yeah, I know. Only cops, porn stars, and, uh, snappy dressers sport 'staches. I went through a serious drought when I had one, shaved it off, and started dating a freakin' goddess as tall as I am (6 feet, or two meters in case Dearthair is listening). Never will grow one again. Said goddess is getting tired of current guy these days, so no way will I grow a new 'stache. Keep all options open, I say.

    1. So I can't log in to Intensedebate on the phone…anyway, yeah, see that's what we women go through for you boys, try to make our faces smooth and it just keeps growin back thicker and thicker. I started waxing the ole upper lip at 10. 23 years. Later that's what I have to show for it. I SWEAR, no PI drugs…*cough cough*

      1. Some of my roommates are really big on flight sims, so they keep buying cheap joysticks at Goodwill, which break in a week or two. Thus we have a lot of joysticks.

  2. Ahem:
    Alas, I work really really hard to make sure people take me seriously at work (I'm in a very serious business). One of these days/months/quarters/years I will grow The Fu to End All Fus. Until that day, I remain (usually) clean shaven.
    Lemme see what I can do about the whole donation thing…

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