Crap, Now We Need to Learn Russian by The End of the Year

Press play. Just do it. You’ll be treated to what looks like a mash-up of Transformers and Spiderman, but good. And in Russian, with a Volga. Then you’ll want to go here.

A tip of the Stoli to Jonny L…no that’s too obvious. We’ll call him J. Lieberman over at Automoblog.

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  1. Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets Avatar
    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets

    Hooniverse the movie?
    Great Simpsons line for the Stoli tip.

  2. lilwillie Avatar

    There should be a “In Russia” joke in this somewhere but I can’t come up with it, I just want Subtitle’s and it in a Theater near me.

    1. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      In Soviet Russia, supercar drives cool hero!

  3. Jeff Glucker Avatar
    Jeff Glucker

    I am just going to see this for the rumored trailer of the new Worker & Parasite movie…

  4. Dr.Dangerously Avatar
    Dr.Dangerously

    Hmmm…I wonder, when it comes out, if I could find some subs and insert it into the movie.

    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      Also, do Russian Movies get pirated by Americans? How does this work?

      1. Dr.Dangerously Avatar
        Dr.Dangerously

        I think in Russia, movies Pirate you.

        1. Jonny Lieberman Avatar

          Not only did you go there, you went there well

        2. "Sparky" P Avatar

          (golf clap)

  5. Bret Avatar

    Must have flying Volga.

  6. JeepyJayhawk Avatar
    JeepyJayhawk

    It looks better than the last action flick I saw, probably better than Spiderman 3

  7. engineerd Avatar
    engineerd

    I suddenly want a Volga. Or Lada police car.
    Also, why the hell does Russia get flying cars before us? We’re losing the flying car race!

    1. Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets Avatar
      Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets

      No worries, we will be the first to the moon in a flying car.

    2. p161911 Avatar
      p161911

      They stole the technology from DeLorean.

  8. salguod Avatar

    Holy flying Volga, Batman!

  9. Manic King Avatar
    Manic King

    Translated trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOcv4qijPFU
    I’ve driven Volgas and they are just awful, weak engine and relatively heavy body.
    I suppose it’s a bit like very old manual diesel Mercedes with bad suspension.

  10. joshuman Avatar
    joshuman

    [Redacted] picked this up as well. I wonder where they found it?

    1. superbadd75, enriched with vitamins and minerals. Avatar
      superbadd75, enriched with vitamins and minerals.

      I’m wondering why more people haven’t made their way over here yet. This is what [REDACTED] should be, but isn’t.

      1. Tomsk Avatar

        I’m guessing a lot of them weren’t around in the [REDACTED] 1.0 days, and those that were are too busy with work and other activities.

    2. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      In fairness, you can see where we got it.

  11. Tomsk Avatar

    Куда мы идем, нам не нужны дороги!

    1. iheartstiggie Avatar
      iheartstiggie

      Черт Томск, Вы избили меня к нему!

  12. skitter Avatar
    skitter

    Dissent: Won’t do anything the Fifth Element hasn’t already done.
    Won’t top Ronin.
    Won’t top the best car chase ever in Children of Men, which goes the opposite direction and leaves the characters pushing the cars they are chasing each other with.

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