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  • Who wants a better-than-original all-aluminum 427 Shelby Cobra?

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    ME! OH I DO!!!

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  • UNICAT: Unholy Spawn of RV, Dakar Truck, and Ghengis Khan

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    Road trips are fun, but there’s hardly any adventure in the typical one (unless you count digestive issues caused by roadside diners). UNICAT offers a solution – leave seeing the world’s largest fizzy denture cleaner to Aunt Marie and try your hand at something fun. Say, the La Paz-Yungas Road in Bolivia?

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  • Car Dealer Ad Hell- Family Auto Mart

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHEauiQVAHA&feature=related[/youtube] Stereotypes, no matter how gently they are presented, are typically found to be offensive by their intended targets. That kind of political correctness is thankfully lacking in this jaw-dropping TV ad for Central Florida’s Family Auto Mart car dealership. While this ad seems to be an invitation to indigent hillbillies- not to buy a…

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  • Disco Stu Has a Pinto for You

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    It’s hard to say which is more egregious- putting eleventy million mirror squares on your Pinto, or driving it in traffic on a sunny day. Image source: [motortrend]

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  • You Buy, I'll Fly- Hope This Was Before He Dragged Home Captain Morgan

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    Cop Chases Truck Dragging Stolen Soda Machine – Watch more Funny Videos The only thing missing is sheriff John Bunnel, with his impossibly white teeth, singing the Coke song- I’d like to steal a machine full of coke To keep me company And drag it sparking behind my car While the pursuing cops video me…

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  • No, Really? Top Gear Names Car of the Decade

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    Last night on the snooze-fest that was the first Top Gear of the new year (although taped two weeks ago) the lads from Leeds (I know their not from Leeds, but it sounds good) attempted to one-up Hooniverse by awarding not only their Car of the Year winner, but also their Car of the Decade.…

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  • In Case You Missed it, Travis Pastrana is The Man

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpS3pGRZV2U[/youtube] My New Year’s wasn’t this cool. Yours probably wasn’t, either.

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  • Getting to Know Your Falcon

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    Last time you heard about my ’64 Falcon, I’d just bought it and used it as a counterpoint to $250k chav-rockets. Figured I’d let you know what a few weeks of driving and some research have brought to bear. The first big realization was that this car is not all original (gasp!). Like many cars,…

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  • Lightning Lap: America's Nurburgring Battle

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    Home to manufacturers’ test mules, wanna-be racers, and Sabine Schmitz; der Nürburgring has also become the fantasy proving grounds where bench racers all across the internet refer to determine which car is t3h best!!1. But the boys at Car und Driver think America needs its own yardstick. So, for four years in a row now, they’ve brought…

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  • Accidental Hoons- Prophetic Restaurant Name Presages Crash

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    Seattle’s Joe Maador Navarro could have chosen any business to crash into on his drunken adventure last night- the discounter with “low-low-prices!” announced in the display window, or Ground Floor coffee shop. But instead, he chose the Hung Far Low Restaurant. The 12:45 AM crash resulted in Navarro not being injured, but arrested for drunk…

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