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  • Hooniverse Asks- Which do You Like Better: Closed Coupe or Topless?

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    Some people like the feel of the wind in their hair, the sun on their shoulder, and the visceral experience of being one with the elements that a convertible affords. Others like the stiffer chassis, lower level of distraction, and greater security of a closed car. While both offer pros and cons, some people just…

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  • Hooniverse Asks- Have You Ever Been Caught Hooning a Rental?

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    OPP- you know the drill; other people’s property. You’re supposed to respect the ownership of others- you don’t toss the dog’s business over the fence and onto your neighbor’s patio unless he had it coming, you don’t eat off of a neighbor’s plate at the Olive Garden. It’s what separates us from the animals. But…

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  • Hooniverse Asks- Is it Really More Fun to Drive a Slow Car Fast Than a Fast Car Slow?

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    The old saying goes that it’s more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow. Having driven my share of both slow and fast cars, I can say that it’s most fun to drive a fast car fast, but that opportunity doesn’t come up all that often. Usually driving with any…

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  • Hooniverse Asks- What Wrenching Do You Do at Home?

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    Cars and trucks keep getting more and more complicated, but one maintenance job that has remained fairly easy and within the scope of the amateur wrencher is the oil change. As long as you have a level spot, a pan and a jack stand, you can change out the Texas tea with little drama. But…

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  • Hooniverse Asks, Bonus Edition: What Would A Hooniverse Coat of Arms Look Like?

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    Perhaps it’s because I’m not feeling too hot, but my mind is wandering something fierce today. But nevertheless, I want to poll the populace; if Hooniverse had a coat of arms, what would it look like?

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  • Hooniverse Asks- What was Your Most Impressive Accidental Car Hoon?

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    You’ve had it happen to you- an amazing recovering from a patch of black ice, the dodge around the moose that’s wandered into the path of your car – and the two things that they all have in common are the adrenaline-powered butt-pucker, and the realization that you don’t know how you could have just…

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  • Hooniverse Asks – How Far Do You Plan To Drive This Thanksgiving?

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    For our neighbors to the north, Thanksgiving was last month, so they’ll just have to sit on their hands for this one. But for those of us living in the contiguous 48, as well as Alaska and those lucky bastards surrounded by all that warm water in Hawaii, we’ve got a date with tryptophan coming…

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  • Hooniverse Asks- Expensive Cheap Car, or Cheap Expensive Car?

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    These days you can buy pretty much the same car from an auto maker’s different divisions. Whether it be Ford Fusion vs. Lincoln MkZ, Toyota Camry vs. Lexus ES350, or even BMW 328i vs. BMW 528i, you have the option of loading up a lower-priced model to exceed the features of its higher cost, but…

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  • Hooniverse Asks – Do You Miss New Car November?

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    Long ago, car makers used to introduce their entire lineup of revamped product in the fall. It became a tradition, and dealers would drape their windows in anticipation of dramatic unveilings. But that’s not the case today.

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  • Hooniverse Asks- What Safety Equipment Do You Keep In Your Car?

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    Hooniverse wants to hear from you. Whether it’s hurricanes, blizzards, locusts, or just a distracted driver ramming into you, sh*t happens. Today we want to know if you follow the Boy Scout motto of always being prepared- and if so we want you to tell us what you keep in your car in event of…

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