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  • Join the Hooniversal Moustache Association!

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    I’ve decided to join up for Movember, and I think you should too!

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  • Horny BMW X5 Commits Mount & Run, Doesn't Even Leave a Twenty on the Dresser.

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    Some stereotypes are false- white people can’t dance, zombies eat only brains, etc. But some stereotypes are proven time and time again, and thankfully we now have a plethora of security cameras to document those involving parking lots and the callous douchebaggery of certain BMW drivers. This individual wasn’t at all concerned that the two…

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  • Hooniverse's Top Ten Scariest Movie Vehicles

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    With the pagan ritual known as Hallowhoon just around the corner, I thought it might be a good opportunity to take a look at some car-related horror movies to fit the season. If you’ve ever been a teenager on a date, you know that nothing gets her scrunched up next to you better (or is…

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  • What Do You Call a Creeper That Hauls Ass?

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    We strongly recommend you take a look at this guy’s videos and the work he put into building this contraption ASAP. Why? Because it won’t be long before we hear about his untimely death and it’s all pulled from the web. But hey: not many better ways to go than a motorized creeper accident.

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  • Hooniversal Dream Girl: Michèle Mouton

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    We’ve spoken before of our admiration for anyone insane brave enough to take on the challenge of rally racing; but there is a certain, higher level of admiration that is reserved for anyone who was willing to leap head-first into the old, legendary “Group B” racing class.

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  • Hennessey Cadillac CTS-V Rips Sub-12 Quarter- OnStar High-Fives Them Over the Phone

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    Here’s a promotional video for the 700+ horsepower Hennessey CTS-V doing some quarters while testing. The in-car video is pretty good, but what makes it even better is that the brutal acceleration triggers the OnStar® accident warning and dials up a friendly operator who, like all OnStar® operators, exhibits a sweet southern drawl while making…

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  • The Flying Oldsmobile Brothers Take to the Sky!

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    Amazing Oldsmobile Jump – Watch more Funny Videos If you happen to find yourself having trouble understanding Bernoulli’s Principle in physics class, perhaps a practical demonstration is in order. It’s important to keep in mind that while thrust, lift and drag are all variables, gravity always remains a constant. Source: [Break.com]

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  • He Hates These Signs! Stay Away From The Signs!

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    Hummer Goes On Road Sign Rampage – Watch more Funny Videos In case you were vacillating over whether Hummer drivers really are the douchebags people make them out to be, here’s a little reminder. Of course, it also demonstrates that the Hummer’s off-road capability isn’t just PR fluff. Source: [Break.com]

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  • LateralG Lets You Know Where to Get Your Hoon On

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    LateralG.org is the Hoon’s hashpipe of driveable roads. If you’ve ever been cruising down an unfamiliar highway, and wondered where that turn-off goes, and whether it’s a worthwhile detour, then this is a site you need to bookmark.

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  • Disco Stu… apparently advertises now.

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    Thanks to Josh for pointing out this EXCELLENT 1978 Lincoln Continental. Apparently it is the Cartier Design series edition which is probably the real inspiration behind the Cartier American Tank line of watches… A daily-driver with under 100K miles on a 460 4bbl engine? The price is right at $500, so if you are in…

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