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Transformers Halloween Costume Better Than Transformers II
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This father, Preston Dean, from somewhere in your United States, clearly loves his child Conner much more than your father loved you. He spent months creating a costume for his Kindergartener that was a faithful reproduction of a character called “Sideswipe”.
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More NEA Than NHRA- Questionable Auto Art
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Need to replace that picture of the dogs playing poker? Hooniverse is here to help.
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Review: Forza Motorsport 3
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Approximately 82% of you who read this site are here because you love cars, working on them and having fun with them. On an unrelated note, 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot. Make that 64%. Anyway, cars are not, sadly, a particularly cheap hobby. Sure, narcotics, booze, gambling and loose women…
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Hooniversal Joints- Dick Guldstrand's Shop
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Whether you hoon on the street, or hoon on the track, you want your loud pedal to dig deeper, and your go-fast to be go-fastier than the other guy. And if big-bore Chevys are your cup-o-hoon, then there’s a guy you might want to meet. We met him- in fact he let us peek behind…
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This is My Dream Car: Tobacco King Rocket Galaxie
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As hoons of finite means, we often ask ourselves “if I won the lottery, what would I buy?” This is not to say, that were we suddenly Scrooge McDuck rich, we should only buy one car. It is to ask what car amongst many would we be sure to acquire, the jewel of our collection,…
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Creepiest Ice Cream Truck Ever
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True story: when The_Missus was young, her parents told her that whenever the ice cream truck was playing music, that meant they were out of ice cream. That may be mildly evil, but not as bad as this ice cream truck. Not only is it just a typical conversion van with a couple of magnets…
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Don't Be Afraid to Ask Questions: Part 1 – The Differential
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I have a confession to make my friends… I don’t know that much about what is actually going on deep inside the guts of a car. I can drive them, spout off some some random specs on modern cars and trucks, and I like to believe I can write about them to some degree. Being…
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When Trunk Monkeys Attack- Topless Edition.
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Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt – Watch more Funny Videos By their nature, monkeys are cute, and when coming across them in the wild, many folks will stop and get out to take pictures of the monkey’s zany antics. Their mimicry of human behavior delights and enraptures people of all ages, except when the…
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Hooniversations: Cabin Cruiser Bikes- Good Thing or Bad Thing?
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Cabin bikes seem like a good idea, overcoming the inclement weather and road hazard detriments of riding a motorcycle, while still providing the narrow profile and agility that only having two-wheels affords. The question is; why haven’t they caught on?
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Hooniversity: Audi RS2
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Bob Dylan is one of the most famous, most recognizable, and one of the most respected names in the music industry. His songs have become a part of the rock ‘n’ roll canon, and have been covered so many times that younger listeners are often surprised to learn that a particular piece was, in fact,…