Caption This- New Jack City

Spotted in a Southern California shopping center parking lot.
Image source: [OffbeatStuff]

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  1. Baron Von Danger Avatar

    You done goofed! I backtraced those wheels!

  2. dculberson Avatar

    They used jack stands?! I would think it was just the owner working on the car, but in a shopping center parking lot that seems unlikely. Maybe they stole the jack stands in order to steal the wheels. They started with stealing the keys to an auto supply store. Eventually they'll work their way up to stealing a house. Sort of a One Red Paperclip of thievery.

    1. chrystlubitshi Avatar

      screw my post down below… if i were graced with four free jack stands, i would proudly put my stock rims (even though they might have the winter tires on them) back on my vehicle… or hell… i'll go pick up some 25 buck a piece skinny black steelies and drive home…..
      at least i've got 4 "nice" "new" jack-stands…………. right?

  3. Tripl3fast Avatar

    The pick and pull sure has moved upscale. I mean, they got a Subway and a Pizza Hut.

    1. dculberson Avatar

      I'm at the pizza hut! (What?)
      I'm at the taco bell! (What?)
      [youtube EQ8ViYIeH04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04 youtube]

      1. ZomBee Racer Avatar

        Ok…. now you got that damn song stuck in my head. Hmm.. it's actually kinda catchy.
        I'm at the pizza hut! (What?)
        I'm at the taco bell! (What?)

  4. engineerd Avatar

    <img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4096/4856872903_e8f5926151_o.jpg&quot; style="width: 350px; height: 262px; border: 0" alt="imgTag" />

    1. FЯeeMan Avatar

      +1
      +1
      +1
      +1
      that's 'cause it'd only let me thumbs up one time

  5. Froggmann_ Avatar

    Hey look at the bright side, at least he got 4 new jack stands!

  6. Maymar Avatar

    Sweet! Someone's legitimately working on the hovercar! Hopefully this means I'll have my hoverboard by 2015.

  7. muthalovin Avatar

    Another case of rims being to nice for the car they are on. When was the last there was $2,000 worth of engine parts stolen?

    1. Hörñéy Avatar

      http://www.hennesseyperformance.com/
      Okay, so it was really Hennessey Motorsports, but it's still the same guy.

  8. tonyola Avatar

    Spied! Ford's latest efforts to cut costs and increase sales! You buy the car cheap, but you must supply your own wheels and bumpers.

  9. chrystlubitshi Avatar

    holy sh*zzle…….
    really.. if you're going to ditch that much money in jack stands (thanks kindly for the 'non-brake-ruining' favor)… couldn't you have just stolen the whole car… rent a tow-truck……..? http://www.astralease.com/programs.html )
    might cost more than the value of one ripped-off car… but if you rent it for 24 hrs………. why stop at one car..??

    1. Baron Von Danger Avatar

      Did you read the part where he set his hood on fire fucking with his injectors?
      hilarious

  10. dragon951 Avatar

    "That's my Dad's shootin' car. Only three more payments and it's ours."

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