Lamest Classics: Practice your Parade Wave from a 1995 Mustang or Camaro
There’s little less exciting in the motoring world than the [...]
Lamest Classics: Disappointing Chinese Food and the Mercury Mystique
As I write this, it’s the anniversary of when my [...]
Not Lame Not-Yet-Classic: Find Peace with the Suzuki X-90
Lamest Classics isn’t a positive series. It’s snarky, it’s crude, [...]
Lamest Classics: It’s Time for Onanism in a Volvo 940
I’m writing this on National Masturbation Day (mildly NSFW link) [...]
Lamest Classics: Extreme exclusivity with the Hyundai Scoupe
Holy moly, it’s already almost June and I haven’t even [...]
Lamest Classics: 1995 Ford Escort
So far in this series, I’ve mocked several cars that [...]
Lamest Classics: 1995 Geo Metro
It was 15 years ago — hi, hello, that’s merely [...]
Lamest Classics: Porsche 968
Porsches, like Harley-Davidson motorcycles, have long been associated with dentists. [...]
Lamest Classics: The Infiniti J30
Every two weeks, Lamest Classics looks at the unremarkable cars [...]
Lamest Classics: The Chrysler Sebring Coupe
The letters “DSM” have a certain amount of cachet — [...]