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Monday Morning Reality Czech
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Ah, the Tatra. Darling of Western car buffs with a penchant for the absurdly obscure. While your neighbor’s frame of reference encompasses only “Accord or Camry?”, you puff your chest and strut like a peacock about the Tatra’s unique traits whenever prompted. Drive by a Czechvar sign? “Did you know the Tatra’s rear-mounted, air-cooled V8…
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Look Ma, No Hands! Ford Gets KINECT'ed
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When I was down in Las Vegas earlier this year, stuffing dollar bills into thongs and bathing in Cristal touring the booths at CES, Ford debuted their next generation SYNC entertainment system for their line of vehicles. Several months later, the system is getting a major overhaul … one that could have drastically change not…
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Sad Truck is Sad
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That puddle of antifreeze near the loading dock? The tears of a box truck. Memebase
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Dickety-M715: This Kaiser Has Stolen My Heart
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“Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles …” – Abraham Simpson. You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if Abe’s story was true … with extensive (and contradictory, temporally impossible)…
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Der Deutsche Emoticonisch Box Sprechen "Meh."
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Wikipedia – emoticon via deviantart
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Hooniverse Asks – No Replacement for Displacement?
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This is one of those Hooniverse Asks where I’m not going to try and hide my biases – cubic inches are fine for boulevarding with a half-ton of passenger heft on board, but I ride for fun. That means shifting your weight around a bit, and not just to reach the 128 oz. soda nested…
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Best Exhaust Hanger EVAR?
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Yeah. Wikipedia – Abarth-Simca 2000
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Welcome to Murray Country: Population, Awesome
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It’s difficult to believe from 40-odd years on that the most legendary versions of the muscle cars we now worship often languished on salesfloors when new. Turns out a wildly expensive, obscenely powerful American car getting low-single-digits fuel economy and requiring arm-leg-and-kidney-priced car insurance was a tougher sell to the aspirational young market than the…
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YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!
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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE READERS OF THIS SITE, FROM THE DESK OF ALEX “HAN SOLEX’ KIERSTEIN Dear Readers, Before they lock me out of the Hooniverse offices for good, I have to share with the world the hideous perversion of ethical journalism that has sickened me for the last time. I am hereby resigning…
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Hooniverse Shooting Brake Friday: The Jensen GT [UPDATED]
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How fondly I recall my youth in the country! The baying of the hounds as they chased the fox! The horsemen, resplendent in their hunting finery, bravely leaping creekbed and badgerhole in pursuit of their sly quarry. However, nothing tickles my fancy so much as the thought of those splendid vehicles that carried our rifles…
