Why don't all hats have attached, flip-down sunglasses?

Redneck Fabulous: Unique World Edition

There are certain places that simply have to be seen to be fully appreciated. The Grand Canyon springs to mind. The Banff Springs Hotel. Niagara Falls. Jay Leno's Garage. The Vatican. My bathroom. No other place I've experienced, however, has quite the same power to bring your brain to a ...
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The Queen of England, by way of New Zealand. Details, details.

Name That Part: Queen of England Edition

After a string of Name That Part episodes were solved quite easily -- and I really must give you guys credit, your ability to identify random car bits almost borders on creepy, and I mean that in a good way -- I decided to try a bit more randomness yesterday ...
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How hard can it be? There have only been, what, a dozen diesel cars sold down there?

Mystery Car: Get Back To Work Edition

Reader dwegmull was skipping out from his responsibilities at work returning from lunch, and he stumbled across a car that caught his eye. We suspect that might have been because he was searching for any opportunity to procrastinate on his return to work, but nonetheless it is rare enough to ...
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Welcome to Canada. Where fences are optional, but hockey rinks aren't.

Redneck Fabulous: Wedding Edition

People not from Canada often typify Canadians as being one big homogenous group. Nothing could be further from the truth. One of the more entertaining things for me, having just moved from British Columbia to Alberta, is seeing the totally different kind of people that reside in this province as ...
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LeMons BenzMain

Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz, My Friends All Drive LeMons, I Must Make Amends

Are you looking for a LeMons ride but are sick and tired of all the fox-body stangs and e30 bimmers? Do you need a gunsight to line up the apex of a corner? How about a support vehicle to go along with your racer? Well, if you're anywhere near Milwaukee  ...
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Still beautiful, after all these years.

Hooniversity: Datsun 510 Edition

There's a reason Italian food is so popular; be it pizza joints, pasta houses, ready-made dishes or jars of sauces, it's an easy dish to make in some form or other, and pretty much no matter what you do to it, it's gonna taste pretty good. However it came about, ...
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Man, the iPhone sure does understeer.

iPhone Racing- Now With Moar GTI and Less Cost

Volkswagen is launching a new GTI for 2010, and to build buzz, they are offering a free version of the iPhone driving game Real Racing, called -strangely enough - Real Racing GTI [ iTunes App link] that replaces all the non-VW virtual product with GTIs for a one-marque racing series ...
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Hoon Hall of Fame: The Man with the Turbo Minivan

Hoon Hall of Fame: The Man with the Turbo Minivan

I know this is Internet 101 right here for any auto geek, but it is time to honor a man with a passion that exemplified what it means to be a member of the Hoonisphere. If you think that looks like a normal Dodge Minivan - hop the jump to ...
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Stupid Pigeons. They don't even taste good.

Name That Part: Poisoning Pigeons Edition

In yesterday's Name That Part, I gave all of you the opportunity, should you seize upon it, to get head. And get it you did! Well done to you! ...
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Lincoln with a king-size bed

Priceless Lincoln Ranchero

What's better than 216.1 inches of 5 passenger personal coupe? Why 216.1 inches of luxury pickup truck, of course. While no price is fronted in the ad for this uniquely modified Lincoln, its innate practicality as a mobile landing field for light aircraft is of immeasurable value. With only 54K ...
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You Know, I'd Kill for a Scone Right About Now

You Know, I'd Kill for a Scone Right About Now

Car Crashes Into Bakery Customer - Watch more Funny Videos Laurel and Hardy, The Three Stooges, Gerald Ford, and now, Bakery Guy. Great physical comedy is all about the timing, as the video above aptly demonstrates. Source: [Break.com] ...
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No Extra Postage Needed

Going Postal

Are you worried about your current vehicle's ability to get you from point A to point B? Then you should really consider plunking down the lowly eight Benjamins for this former Postal Jeep. That's because "neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from ...
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Live short and hoon

What's Up?

We'd just like to remind you that we're making this up as we go. We're going to go ahead and just run this as a once-a-week open thread where we update you and you give us feedback. What's working or not, what you want to see more or less of ...
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Shibuya Station- The World's Busiest Intersection

That's What They Call That? Scrambled Eggs

Crosswalks are more than just places to line up for an impromptu stop light drag race, they also serve an important function in pedestrian safety, and provide instruction for the slower Boy Scouts in gaining their granny-helping-across-the-street badge. Usually, at a 4-way stop, the cross walks are a simple set ...
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They have medication for that sort of thing, you know...

Name That Part: Ultimate Obsession Edition

Yesterday, Name That Part was solved in minutes. Clearly, we've been too easy on you. Now, granted, p161911 (who I'm firmly convinced is either Borg or a Droid, with such a lovely alphanumeric name) did solve it by finding the site I used, which I personally think is blatantly cheating ...
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Team Unknown Fluids BMW 633csi at the 24 Hours of LeMons

Team Unknown Fluids, Comin at Ya!

You know your brand is really taking off when you can afford to sponsor a race car. We can't afford to sponsor a race car, so we bought one ...
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