Get too many black flags behind the wheel of your LeMons steed and this could be your fate: lapping the Thunderhill paddock on a hilariously undersized bike apologizing to the other teams for your lousy driving. The cruelty’s amplified by the nearly triple-digit temps and terrible air quality courtesy of a massive brush fire elsewhere in California (though the 191 crapcans present couldn’t be helping either).
Thanks to the team (whose name I forgot) who donated the monkey bike. Apologies to the dude I just made famous (?), as I’ve since forgotten what team you were from, but props for having a good attitude about it.