Film at Eleven!

Film at Eleven!


Wait, what’s this? News? I have no idea how to do this. I’m far better at gazing at my navel. Look! Lint!
The insane geniuses over at the 24 Hours of Lemons, the world’s greatest racing league, have just released their 2010 Events Schedule, and there’s no way around it. We’re astonished.
Somehow, they’ve managed to increase the number of events from 2009’s ten, to a mind-blowing 23 Events in 2010. And, I’d like to point out, not a single bloody one is anywhere near me. So I am forced to ask the LeMons organizers: Why do you hate me so much? I gave the damn kid back!
Full schedule can be found at the 24 Hours of LeMons website! Here’s a neat little summary below:

2010 EVENTS

3-24 January 2010: Auction-Weekend Gavel-Trap GP (Phoenix AZ)

Firebird International Raceway, Chandler AZ

6-7 February 2010: Southern Discomfort (Charlotte NC)

Carolina Motorsports Park, Kershaw SC

20-21 February 2010: Gator-O-Rama (Houston TX)

MSR Houston, Angleton TX

6-7 March 2010: Sears Pointless (San Francisco CA)

Infineon Raceway, Sonoma CA

7 March 2010: Concours d’LeMons & Track Tour (San Francisco CA)

Infineon Raceway, Sonoma CA

17-18 April 2010: American Irony (Detroit MI)

Gingerman Raceway, South Haven MI

1-2 May 2010: Cain’t Git Bayou (New Orleans LA)

The Circuit at Grand Bayou, Belle Rose LA

8-9 May 2010: Goin’ For Broken 24-Hour (Reno NV)

Reno-Fernley Raceway, Fernley NV

29-30 May 2010: LeMons South Spring (Charlotte NC)

Carolina Motorsports Park, Kershaw SC

5-6 June 2010: North Dallas Hooptie (Dallas TX)

Eagle’s Canyon Raceway, Decatur TX

19-20 June 2010: Capitol Offense (Washington DC)

Summit Point Motorsports Park, Summit Point WV

10-11 July 2010: The B.F.E. GP (Denver CO)

High Plains Raceway, Deer Trail CO

24-25 July 2010: LeMons New England (Providence RI)

Stafford Motor Speedway, Stafford Springs CT

7-8 August 2010: LeMons Arse-Sweat-Apalooza (San Francisco CA)

Thunderhill Raceway Park, Willows CA

14 August 2010: Concours d’LeMons (Monterey CA)

Toro Park, Monterey CA

28-29 August 2010: Mutually Assured Destruction of Omaha (Omaha NE)

Mid-America Motorplex, Pacific Junction IA

11-12 September 2010: Yee-Haw, It’s LeMons Texas (Houston TX)

MSR Houston, Angleton TX

25-26 September 2010: LeMons South Fall (Charlotte NC)

Carolina Motorsports Park, Kershaw SC

9-10 October 2010: Detroit Bull Oil Grand Prix (Detroit MI)

Gingerman Raceway, South Haven MI

23-24 October 2010: Rod Blagojevich Never-Say-Die 500 (Chicago IL)

Autobahn Country Club, Joliet IL

20-21 November 2010: Laissez les Crapheaps Roulez (New Orleans LA)

The Circuit at Grand Bayou, Belle Rose LA

4-5 December 2010: LeMons Arse-Freeze-Apalooza (Los Angeles CA)

Buttonwillow Raceway Park, Buttonwillow CA

30-31 December 2010: 24 Horas de Cuba del Norte (Miami FL)

Palm Beach International Raceway, Jupiter FL