Hooniverse Asks

Hooniverse Asks - What Does it All Mean???

Who hasn’t imagined themselves behind the wheel of an F1 car? In that daydream, you just hop in and set a new track record, showing all those “professionals” how it’s really done. If you could live out your fantasy in real life, however, they’d strap you in and then lock one of these wheels, looking [...]

Cars You Should Know

Royally Fast - The Story of the Prince Motors R380

The year is 1964. The place: Japan. Our subject is the Prince Motor Company, and they’re not going to take this affront lying down. Porsche’s 904 GTS just defeated Prince’s race-modified Skylines in their own backyard, and instead of getting angry, they’re going to get even.

Nostalgia

USSR: Unbelievably Sweet Soviet Rallying

From about as long as there have been cars, there’s been racing. The Iron Fist of Bolshevism held Russia in its steely grip for most of the 20th century, and anemic Soviet cars were the only things around. So when life hands you a Lada, you go rallying!

Two-Wheel Tuesdays

Molly Sanders: The guy who programmed your brain

We all know that, just as the sky is blue and cardinals are red, Kawasakis are supposed to be green, and (no matter how Yamaha tries to force blue bikes on us), Yamahas are supposed to be yellow, with a fat black hash-line across their flanks. Buick Grand Nationals are supposed to be blacker than [...]

Hoontastic

Leningrad Cowboys Go Mexico!

This one may well peg the WTF meter, but it’s got a personal connection in the _Science household. Sometime in the roaring ’90s Master_Science (I think that’s what you people call my dad) went to the video rental store (remember those?) with the goal of picking something completely random. He came home with Leningrad Cowboys [...]

Hooniverse Goes To..., Post-Apocalyptic Taco Truck

Hooniverse Assaults The TTXGP eGrandPrix With Blood And Thunder: An Informational Guide

The Mavizen TTX02 is ready to shock the shit out of you when you try to work on it.

We’re all so familiar with how our beloved muscle cars of old are being drawn and quartered in the name of the environment and other greenie hogwash. Does this mean our passion for PB Blaster-flavored danger-machines [...]