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Civil Discourse- Notes Left on Cars Edition

Actions speak louder than words, however sometimes our actions – such as parking like a peen – can generate a slew of  words that typically find there way onto angrily-jotted notes pinned under an offender’s wiper blade. Theangered.com has a collection of ten of the best, and while most are aimed at denigration of the [...]

Hoonouncements

Slackers Unite! …Tomorrow… Maybe

Just a quick note to let you all know: content may be slow and/or limited today. Mad_Science and Braff are mucking about with Der Uberbird, and I’m out working on the Corrado, so we’re pinning all our hopes and dreams on Graverobber and our assortment of occasional contributors. I know, how DARE those cars take [...]

Out of Print

Out of Print- Americans Crap on America Edition

Oh beautiful, for spacious cars, that aren't like those made here…

Self-loathing is a common indication of manic depression, and a warning sign for potential suicide candidates. If these ads from 1985 are any indication, both Chrysler and GM should have tried to kill themselves by now. Fortunately they. . . oh wait, damn.

Your Next Project Car

Your Next Project Car: He Loves Me and He’s Coming Home Edition

Stig, go easy on him, he's just little!

For those of you unfamiliar with the Your Next Project Car series, allow me to introduce you: I have no garage, limited tools, zero storage space, and a Volkswagen. This means I am wholly unable to start on a new project car, and in fact am restricted [...]

Hooniversal Navel Gazing

I Coda Had a V8

Behold the Coda Electric Car, described in PR materials as a practical revolution. Now, the Tesla has proven that a really freakin’ expensive electric car, with a butt-load of laptop batteries, can drain the bank acounts of the tree hugger elite faster than a trip to Whole Foods eats up a charge. But, while the [...]

24 Hours of Lemons, For Sale, Too Cheap to Pass Up

Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz, My Friends All Drive LeMons, I Must Make Amends

Are you looking for a LeMons ride but are sick and tired of all the fox-body stangs and e30 bimmers? Do you need a gunsight to line up the apex of a corner? How about a support vehicle to go along with your racer? Well, if you’re anywhere near Milwaukee  Wisconsin, then we should talk. [...]